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Most Influential: 2,815th Highest Drug Use: 4,883rd Largest Black Market: 8,098th
The Magical Glitter Queendom of
Libertarian Police State
Carpe librum
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Neenee

Population12.213 billion

CapitalKhatovar
LeaderMelisande Rahl

CurrencyGlitter
AnimalHippo

The Magical Glitter Queendom of Neenee is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Melisande Rahl with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.213 billion Neeneeans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khatovar. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Neeneean economy, worth 590 trillion Glitters a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 48,322 Glitters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

School children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads, bris parties are all the rage, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neenee's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neenee is ranked 9,433rd in the world and 243rd in the West Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Influential: 2,815thHighest Drug Use: 4,883rdLargest Black Market: 8,098thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,548thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,433rdMost Stationary: 9,656thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,888thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,295thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,422ndLargest Populations: 15,272ndMost Beautiful Environments: 16,059thBest Weather: 16,144th
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Most Influential: 56th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 103rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 127th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 136th in the regionLargest Populations: 147th in the regionMost Stationary: 160th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 243rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 277th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 307th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 359th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 416th in the regionBest Weather: 455th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 471st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 485th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 529th in the regionMost Cultured: 539th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 588th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 605th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 637th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 642nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 710th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neenee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Neenee's influence in The West Pacific fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Neenee's influence in The West Pacific fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Neenee's influence in The West Pacific fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : Neenee's influence in The West Pacific fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Neenee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Neenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Neenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Neenee, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Neenee, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.

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