by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 219th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 278th Highest Drug Use: 5,168th
The Magical Glitter Queendom of
Libertarian Police State
Carpe librum
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population11.254 billion

LeaderMelisande Rahl


The Magical Glitter Queendom of Neenee is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Melisande Rahl with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.254 billion Neeneeans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khatovar. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Neeneean economy, worth 532 trillion Glitters a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 47,349 Glitters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

City sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, visions of giant pink Hippos are a common side effect after Neeneeans eat their meals, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neenee's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neenee is ranked 89,879th in the world and 4,033rd in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 71.73 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Influential: 219thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 278thTop
Highest Drug Use: 5,168thLargest Black Market: 7,990thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,354thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,879thMost Stationary: 11,170thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,153rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,709thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,971stLargest Populations: 15,868thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,288th
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 109th in the regionLargest Black Market: 110th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 124th in the regionLargest Populations: 156th in the regionMost Stationary: 182nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 246th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 300th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 309th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 367th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 433rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 446th in the regionBest Weather: 456th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 528th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 531st in the regionMost Cultured: 548th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 602nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 631st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 644th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 673rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 262 » Arkadia Universalis, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Shaqolandia, Voycadia, Kersoldin, United Nations of Kebab, Ultimate Awesomeness, Petroskia, Bostotina, The United States of Mankind, United South East, New Carolignia, Etzit, Sanctuary Orion, Agarth, Fourth European Reich, Galtononsiand, Newgratia, The Father-Land, Shaktirajya, Sapphidon, Vilaskia, Former Bulgarian Cities, Astronomis, Ljosalfaryz, One Nation under Rob, Bamboozleand, Draxion Prime, Spherus Magna, Volpi Apostati, Wickedly evil people, Pandaland II, Gorudoai, Ethermag, Acropylae, Winged Kobolds, Allwarts, Blue Ocean on Beach, Bamballa, Arcturica, Liberillia, Carinakerathe, Garthopolous, Maria, Champaign, Nar Murr, Finch Island, Terra Narberth, Recenesia, Condonohia, and 212 others.Autumn Rain, Mean Girls, Chestaan, Bron Zortin, Common Good, Bluenaira, BIteland, DiscGolfLand, Antamerfricsouasin, Nabura, Andyr, Gryphonian Alliance, United Amarandus, Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, Solgarde, Klloney, Leukogeras, Lammoth, Americas Last Chance, Mirchusko, Greynne, Gin Tonic, Kisovec, Hunck, Empire of Spartacus, Vixotan, Mathematania, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Satire in the First Degree, Gizahn, Oometz, Mercanta, Nedtherland, Elizabethin Islands, Fallas, Gloubi-Boulga, Everlasting Wisdom, Vorpommern-Ruegen, Wyndward, Xupqeu, WyEast, Archinos, West Aton Sicand, Auxia, Numpties, Vugaland, Dreamers for Hope, Luminaros, Halmont, Psikuta, Fissure Town, Oronia, Boszap, ROC Union, Thaw, Triestine, Misiland, Teralyon, Twisted Duality, Pures, Tarendoor, The 9 Stars, Ubiquistania, The Free States of Gotham, Lynier, El Facil, Torkvale, Novum Therae, Fleshtone, Ancient Livonia, Meedvheyt, Rogue Foundation Security Division Omega, Song Lu, Robbinston, Leimstal, United A, Veritast, Moriari, Republic of Jenkins, Cedarwood State, The New Syndicate, The Rhinelands, Deusalfalt, Riverdown, Kaiser Deutschland, Trantain, Banach Spaces, Pejrovas, Mildum, The Anclave, San Andres 2, Gonolia, Ashkan, Meist Isle, Trevixo-Tirolo, The Nordic Scandinavian Empire, Yugoslavian Balkan Republics, Tunnbridge, Grinder Ponies, Nova Sidessia, The Kister, Wanderland, Anuit Antesaria, Victorian City, MSJ, Anapoldinctricietranland, Lemmersdorf, Southern Eureka, USJ00, Of fife, Scarfstripe, Ischyri Thelis, Impreial Britannia, Tronn, Avonna, Western Borelia, The Undivided, Rekialvern, Avallen, Typhania, Nilaro, The Circular Lake of Calulus, Yewsea, Premiora, Mitzerthus, The Impregnable Theodosioupolis, Lyona, Authoria, Vitanu, Faezany, New Puruni, Lantis, States of Glory WA Office, Matism, Antahbrantahstan, Divata, Dragonvista, Jerrito-5, Norotanjama, Divina Patriae, Yarinn, Alpacaria, Safe Refuge, Losridan, Kyeongsang, The Island of New Amsterdam, Giantino, The North Ammon Thierry Order, Duff de Utopia, Drachmaland, The Union of American Territories, Jamoke, Futuo, The Rhenish League, Archietopia, Ululantibus, Keerim Foundation, Nation of The Ocult Gas, Ivy Isles, Azun, Lanaroce, Romani Germania, Demird, Menouria, Kahndaq, Holy Flana Kirldanden, Treasyn, New Zazum, Kaisers Landing, Wasgonia, Upper North America and Hawaii, Pikachuu, Confederados do Brasil, Fletcheria, Ancola, Glenbeigh, Anarkik, Zood, Savoia del Nord, Garrison 56, Aeneisia, Shasoria, Site Clandia, Zevsterland, Blinesk, Armelinavia, Ghost Queen, The United Republic of Westend, RedneckPlace, Denieria, Tunapocalypse, Mestizia, Absturia, Guntons Islands, Aja Nabha Varsha, Valbeuf, Spooky Skeletons, NoHiceLand, UNLL, Old Blackwood, Milegiay, Sindria, Corsair Confederation, Evetstan, Darkesia, Ioways, Liberland7, Abaja, Peoples Shanda, Berronia, Neon Hana, and Scythed.

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