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Most Influential: 444th Highest Drug Use: 4,762nd Largest Black Market: 7,876th
The Magical Glitter Queendom of
Libertarian Police State
Carpe librum
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Neenee

Population11.642 billion

CapitalKhatovar
LeaderMelisande Rahl

CurrencyGlitter
AnimalHippo

The Magical Glitter Queendom of Neenee is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Melisande Rahl with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.642 billion Neeneeans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khatovar. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Neeneean economy, worth 562 trillion Glitters a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 48,322 Glitters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

School children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads, bris parties are all the rage, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neenee's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neenee is ranked 65,027th in the world and 2,708th in the West Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 21.12 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Influential: 444thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 4,762ndLargest Black Market: 7,876thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,480thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,641stMost Stationary: 10,547thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,129thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,350thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,451stLargest Populations: 15,618thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,212thBest Weather: 16,400th
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Most Influential: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 97th in the regionLargest Black Market: 118th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 132nd in the regionLargest Populations: 148th in the regionMost Stationary: 166th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 240th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 295th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 309th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 356th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 426th in the regionBest Weather: 445th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 446th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 501st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 542nd in the regionMost Cultured: 553rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 600th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 622nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 648th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 656th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neenee's influence in The West Pacific fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Neenee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Neenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Neenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Neenee, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Neenee, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Following new legislation in Neenee, bris parties are all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Neenee, school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads.
  • : Following new legislation in Neenee, the nation leads the West Pacific in per capita stalking.
  • : Neenee's influence in The West Pacific fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".

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