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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,353rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,068thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,570th
The Magical Glitter Queendom of
Libertarian Police State
Carpe librum
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Neenee

Population15.069 billion

CapitalKhatovar
LeaderMelisande Rahl

CurrencyGlitter
AnimalHippo

The Magical Glitter Queendom of Neenee is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Melisande Rahl with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.069 billion Neeneeans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khatovar. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Neeneean economy, worth 716 trillion Glitters a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,563 Glitters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

School children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads, bris parties are all the rage, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neenee's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neenee is ranked 81,412th in the world and 10th in The Sportsbook for Nudest, with 152 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Black Market: 12,067thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,930thLargest Populations: 13,951stHighest Drug Use: 14,593rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,121stMost Beautiful Environments: 16,570thBest Weather: 17,883rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,527thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,875th
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Neenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Neenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Neenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Neenee's influence in The Sportsbook fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Neenee's influence in The Sportsbook rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Neenee's influence in The Sportsbook fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Neenee's influence in The Sportsbook rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Neenee's influence in The Sportsbook fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Neenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Neenee's influence in The Sportsbook rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".

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