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Most Influential: 444th Highest Drug Use: 5,122nd Largest Black Market: 7,467th
The Magical Glittery Queendom of
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Population10.046 billion

CapitalNeenee City
LeaderMelisande Rahl


The Magical Glittery Queendom of Neenee is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Melisande Rahl with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.046 billion Neeneeans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The enormous, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neenee City. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Neeneean economy, worth 506 trillion Glitters a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,384 Glitters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

City sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, visions of giant pink Hippos are a common side effect after Neeneeans eat their meals, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neenee's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neenee is ranked 154,888th in the world and 6,725th in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 444thTop
Highest Drug Use: 5,122ndLargest Black Market: 7,467thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,415thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,320thMost Stationary: 12,764thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,921stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,577thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,749thLargest Populations: 17,039th
Most Influential: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 97th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 99th in the regionLargest Populations: 159th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 182nd in the regionMost Stationary: 206th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 298th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 353rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 387th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 454th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 549th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 599th in the regionBest Weather: 705th in the regionMost Cultured: 725th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 735th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 756th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 763rd in the region

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