The Armed Republic of Neekulandia is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 590 million Zanibar are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byss. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The powerhouse a blessed one economy, worth 54.5 trillion Mandalorian Bodies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 92,437 Mandalorian Bodies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

There's no representation without taxation, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Byss, safe drinking water is considered a luxury, and the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Neekulandia's national animal is the Space Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Neekulandia is ranked 154,277^th in the world and 6,060^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 49.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.