The Republic of Neavira is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Gerhardt Dietrich with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.364 billion Neavirans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemba. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Neaviran economy, worth 765 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 227,457 lire, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,636,229 per year while the poor average 10,184, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, and the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Neavira's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neavira is ranked 3,205^th in the world and 152^nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 17,199.68 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.