The Free Land of Neavira is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.35 billion Neavirans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemba. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neaviran economy, worth 194 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 143,745 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget, the endangered saltwater humpback swan is only seen in captivity programs, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Neavira's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neavira is ranked 223,519^th in the world and 8,466^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -441.55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.