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Highest Crime Rates: 282nd Most Armed: 357th Most Avoided: 452nd
The Nomadic Peoples of
Anarchy
If you build it, they will come
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Founder
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Nomadic Peoples of Neasmyrna is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 21.987 billion Neasmyrnans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Neasmyrnan economy, worth a remarkable 3,990 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,494 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, the people of Neasmyrna are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Neasmyrna's national animal is the hummingbird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Neasmyrna is ranked 169,964th in the world and 26th in 00000 A World Power for Most Devout, with 5.4 Prayers Per Hour.

Top
1%
Highest Crime Rates: 282ndMost Armed: 357thMost Avoided: 452ndRudest Citizens: 524thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 639thFattest Citizens: 932ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,082ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,148thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,324thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,412thHighest Economic Output: 1,471stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,522ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,636thMost Efficient Economies: 1,726thLargest Mining Sector: 1,792ndTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,098thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,291stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,666thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,755thLargest Populations: 2,759thLargest Retail Industry: 3,326thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,417thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,589thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,203rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,215thMost Influential: 6,301stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,413thNudest: 8,212thHighest Drug Use: 8,702ndTop
10%
Most Secular: 9,359thMost Pro-Market: 9,461stLargest Black Market: 9,675thMost Stationary: 10,407thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,455thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,221stSmartest Citizens: 14,347thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,861st
Top
5%
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Neasmyrna's influence in 00000 A World Power fell from "Powerbroker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Neasmyrna's influence in 00000 A World Power rose from "Enforcer" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Neasmyrna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, Largest Soda Pop Sector, Lowest Overall Tax Burden, and Largest Gambling Industry and the Top 5% for Nudest.
  • : Neasmyrna's influence in 00000 A World Power rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".

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