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Nearly Finland

Population7.102 billion

CapitalSan Francisco
LeaderPresident Enzo Tenbrook


The Dominion in Denial of Nearly Finland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Enzo Tenbrook with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.102 billion Nearly Finns hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Francisco. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nearly Finnish economy, worth a remarkable 2,267 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 319,271 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime is totally unknown. Nearly Finland's national animal is the Roadrunner, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nearly Finland is ranked 349th in the world and 1st in American Union for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 13,562.58 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 274thMost Inclusive: 280thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 349thSmartest Citizens: 612thLargest Information Technology Sector: 663rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 693rdLargest Publishing Industry: 735thNicest Citizens: 789thMost Cultured: 889thHighest Poor Incomes: 920thHighest Average Incomes: 1,132ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,166thHealthiest Citizens: 1,197thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,254thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,439thMost Developed: 1,495thMost Pacifist: 1,556thSafest: 1,644thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,666thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,983rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,026thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,182ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,483rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,661stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,916thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,116thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,233rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,324thLargest Governments: 3,418thHighest Economic Output: 4,238thMost Efficient Economies: 4,889thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,619thLargest Retail Industry: 6,964thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,030thMost Influential: 7,110thMost Politically Free: 8,786thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,678thMost Stationary: 9,951stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,847thMost Secular: 13,337thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,638thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,496th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nearly Finland, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
  • : Nearly Finland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".
  • : Following new legislation in Nearly Finland, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Nearly Finland, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Nearly Finland lodged a message on the American Union Regional Message Board.
  • : Nearly Finland created a custom banner.
  • : Nearly Finland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The conservative christians".
  • : Nearly Finland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "pride and Prejudice".
  • : Nearly Finland was admitted to the World Assembly.
  • : Nearly Finland applied to join the World Assembly.


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