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Most Authoritarian: 230th Most Conservative: 541st Most Income Equality: 729th
The Federal Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Order And Balance
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Neapa

Population145 million

CurrencyBolio
AnimalDolphin

The Federal Republic of Neapa is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 145 million Neapans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Neapan economy, worth 1.39 trillion Bolios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,598 Bolios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government ministers claim to ride dragons to work, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Neapa's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Neapa is ranked 87,426th in the world and 2nd in The Snowy Peninsula for Most Primitive, scoring -63.06 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Authoritarian: 230thMost Conservative: 541stMost Income Equality: 729thMost Extreme: 1,363rdTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,771stTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,442nd
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neapa's influence in The Snowy Peninsula rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Neapa's influence in The Snowy Peninsula rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Neapa, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Neapa, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Neapa, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Neapa, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Neapa, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
  • : Neapa's influence in The Snowy Peninsula rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in Neapa, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Neapa, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.

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