by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,524thMost Authoritarian: 3,076thMost Conservative: 5,862nd
The Socialist Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Order And Balance
Leader
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Neapa

Population2.176 billion

CurrencyBolio
AnimalDolphin

The Socialist Republic of Neapa is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, strictly enforced bedtime, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.176 billion Neapans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 49.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Neapan economy, worth 55.5 trillion Bolios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 25,527 Bolios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Neapa as a reminder of their "special relationship", the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, and beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Neapa's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Neapa is ranked 194,965th in the world and 6,949th in Lazarus for Least Corrupt Governments, with 70.36 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Top
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,524thMost Authoritarian: 3,076thMost Conservative: 5,862ndTop
10%
Most Income Equality: 11,602ndMost Extreme: 12,541stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,014thMost Devout: 19,449thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,507thLargest Black Market: 20,554th
Top
5%
Most Authoritarian: 80th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 115th in the regionMost Conservative: 153rd in the regionMost Extreme: 156th in the regionMost Income Equality: 269th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 657th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 759th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neapa's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Neapa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Most Ignorant Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market, Most Corrupt Governments, and Most Extreme.
  • : Neapa's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Neapa altered its national flag.
  • : Neapa altered its national flag.
  • : Neapa was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Neapa ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Neapa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Neapa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Neapa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.

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