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Least Corrupt Governments: 5,080th Largest Welfare Programs: 5,930th Most Advanced Public Transport: 6,582nd
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
To Modernity, and Beyond!
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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Neanderthaland

Population3.911 billion

CapitalCaveopolis

CurrencySeashell
AnimalMammoth

The Republic of Neanderthaland is a massive, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.911 billion Neanderthals are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caveopolis. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Neanderthalandian economy, worth 443 trillion Seashells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 113,272 Seashells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime is totally unknown. Neanderthaland's national animal is the Mammoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Neanderthaland is ranked 14,935th in the world and 869th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,255.19 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 5,080thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,930thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,582ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,936thNudest: 8,532ndTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,158thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,505thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,715thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,371stLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,586thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,329thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,677thMost Cultured: 14,166thHighest Drug Use: 14,240thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,299thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,506thMost Inclusive: 14,658thSmartest Citizens: 14,901stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,935thMost Secular: 15,043rdMost Pacifist: 15,086thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,235thNicest Citizens: 15,694thLargest Governments: 16,421stMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,815th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 294th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 347th in the regionNudest: 358th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 360th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 397th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 429th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 445th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 476th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 563rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 570th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neanderthaland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Neanderthaland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Neanderthaland altered its national flag.
  • : Neanderthaland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Neanderthaland altered its national flag.
  • : Neanderthaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Largest Governments, Nicest Citizens, and Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Neanderthaland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Neanderthaland, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Neanderthaland, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Neanderthaland altered its national flag.

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