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Least Corrupt Governments: 4,892ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,752ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,801st
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Neanderthaland

Population6.773 billion

CapitalCaveopolis

CurrencySeashell
AnimalMammoth

The Republic of Neanderthaland is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.773 billion Neanderthals are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caveopolis. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Neanderthalandian economy, worth 759 trillion Seashells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 112,118 Seashells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime is totally unknown. Neanderthaland's national animal is the Mammoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Neanderthaland is ranked 4,892nd in the world and 267th in Lazarus for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.13 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 4,892ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,752ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,801stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,760thTop
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Nudest: 10,614thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,630thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,233rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,709thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,955thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,386thMost Cultured: 14,110thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,648thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,716thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,768thSmartest Citizens: 15,165thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,299thMost Inclusive: 15,391stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,980thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,033rdMost Secular: 16,294thLargest Governments: 17,106thNicest Citizens: 17,520thMost Pacifist: 17,996thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,527thMost Developed: 18,745thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,997thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,936thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,113th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 267th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 340th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 345th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 397th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 407th in the regionMost Stationary: 583rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 621st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 632nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 646th in the regionMost Influential: 684th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 684th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 685th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neanderthaland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Neanderthaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Economic Output, and Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Neanderthaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Neanderthaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Neanderthaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Neanderthaland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Safest.
  • : Neanderthaland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Neanderthaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Neanderthaland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Neanderthaland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.

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