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Population12.841 billion

LeaderReverend Bokengi ya Bato
FaithSound Doctrine

CurrencyAfrican Pound

The Tribe of Ndaku is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Reverend Bokengi ya Bato with a fair hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.841 billion Ndakenes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lumumbaville. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ndakene economy, worth a remarkable 3,945 trillion African Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 307,252 African Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, bris parties are all the rage, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime is totally unknown. Ndaku's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sound Doctrine.

Ndaku is ranked 5,230th in the world and 2nd in Union of Christian Nations for Rudest Citizens, with 139.69 Insults Per Minute.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 466thMost Devout: 503rdLargest Publishing Industry: 541stMost Scientifically Advanced: 568thLargest Information Technology Sector: 676thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 695thMost Cultured: 745thHighest Poor Incomes: 782ndHealthiest Citizens: 813thSmartest Citizens: 851stMost Developed: 988thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,186thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,340thHighest Average Incomes: 1,838thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,883rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,898thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,273rdLargest Governments: 2,426thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,535thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,572ndNicest Citizens: 2,664thHighest Economic Output: 2,783rdBest Weather: 3,266thLowest Crime Rates: 3,728thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,399thLargest Retail Industry: 4,403rdRudest Citizens: 5,230thMost Efficient Economies: 5,331stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,441stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,801stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,776thMost Pacifist: 8,920thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,580thMost Influential: 9,960thMost Armed: 10,147thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,847thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 15,213thMost Politically Free: 16,954thLargest Populations: 19,232ndSafest: 21,919th
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the region

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