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Most Politically Free: 6,955th Most Primitive: 7,423rd Least Corrupt Governments: 12,247th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Penye nia pana njia.
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Nchikhumbwa

Population2.293 billion

CapitalLilongwe
LeaderPrime Minister Chokwe Lumumba

Currencyfadhe
Animalzebra

The Republic of Nchikhumbwa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Chokwe Lumumba with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 2.293 billion Nchikhumbwaenza are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilongwe. The average income tax rate is 38.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Nchikhumbwaen economy, worth 61.3 trillion fadhes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,754 fadhes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", cars have been banned, a government program is underway to revitalize Nchikhumbwa's beaches, and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nchikhumbwa's national animal is the zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nchikhumbwa is ranked 65,936th in the world and 298th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Inclusive, scoring 105.5 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Most Politically Free: 6,955thMost Primitive: 7,423rdTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 12,247thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,979th
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Most Primitive: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 27th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nchikhumbwa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Nchikhumbwa, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
  • : Following new legislation in Nchikhumbwa, a government program is underway to revitalize Nchikhumbwa's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Nchikhumbwa, cars have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Nchikhumbwa, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
  • : Following new legislation in Nchikhumbwa, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
  • : Nchikhumbwa changed its national capital to "Lilongwe" and its leader to "Prime Minister Chokwe Lumumba".
  • : Following new legislation in Nchikhumbwa, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
  • : Following new legislation in Nchikhumbwa, Nchikhumbwa has designated Lilongwe as its capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in Nchikhumbwa, Prime Minister Chokwe Lumumba has just been declared ruler of Nchikhumbwa in an international press conference.

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