by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,245th Lowest Crime Rates: 2,312th Healthiest Citizens: 2,348th
The Serene and Glorious Reich of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Volk, Reich, Blumen
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Nazi Flower Power

Population14.573 billion

CapitalWoodstock
LeaderSergeant Pepper
FaithNational Socialism

Currencydaffodil
Animalfluffy bunny

The Serene and Glorious Reich of Nazi Flower Power is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sergeant Pepper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.573 billion Nazis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woodstock. The average income tax rate is 92.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nazi economy, worth a remarkable 1,951 trillion daffodils a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,908 daffodils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the Serene and Glorious Reich, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nazi Flower Power's national animal is the fluffy bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is National Socialism.

Nazi Flower Power is ranked 67,697th in the world and 78th in Forest for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.89 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,245thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,312thHealthiest Citizens: 2,348thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,559thBest Weather: 4,643rdHighest Economic Output: 4,998thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,184thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,072ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,799thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,948thLargest Governments: 7,185thMost Devout: 7,408thLargest Populations: 7,478thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,501stTop
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Safest: 10,987thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,063rdMost Conservative: 11,179thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,205thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,429thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,463rdMost Developed: 13,142ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,433rdMost Authoritarian: 15,368thHighest Average Incomes: 15,992ndMost Pacifist: 16,490thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,557th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nazi Flower Power lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Nazi Flower Power was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Nazi Flower Power, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Nazi Flower Power, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • : Nazi Flower Power's influence in Forest rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Nazi Flower Power, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Nazi Flower Power, women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the Serene and Glorious Reich.
  • : Nazi Flower Power was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Nazi Flower Power changed its national leader to "Sergeant Pepper".
  • : Following new legislation in Nazi Flower Power, atheists on vacation find National Socialism's scriptures make useful doorstops.

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