Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,326th Healthiest Citizens: 2,063rd Lowest Crime Rates: 2,221st
The Serene and Glorious Reich of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Volk, Reich, Blumen
Regional Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Serene and Glorious Reich of Nazi Flower Power is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ottomanellia Strasser with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.216 billion Nazis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woodstock. The average income tax rate is 91.9%.

The all-consuming Nazi economy, worth a remarkable 1,770 trillion daffodils a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,932 daffodils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Flogging is all the rage, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, the government is spending billions of taxpayer daffodils to support "struggling" industries, and the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nazi Flower Power's national animal is the fluffy bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is National Socialism.

Nazi Flower Power is ranked 157,063rd in the world and 4,622nd in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 23.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,326thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,063rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,221stMost Conservative: 3,475thBest Weather: 3,516thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,777thHighest Economic Output: 4,818thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,025thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,676thLargest Governments: 7,562ndLargest Populations: 7,761stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,892ndTop
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Most Devout: 8,463rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,170thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,188thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,498thMost Authoritarian: 9,785thSafest: 10,857thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,916thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,406thMost Developed: 11,751stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,244thHighest Average Incomes: 14,672ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,496thMost Pacifist: 15,721st
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Healthiest Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 79th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 108th in the regionMost Conservative: 120th in the regionBest Weather: 136th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 228th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 229th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 256th in the regionLargest Populations: 269th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 272nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 287th in the regionMost Devout: 358th in the regionLargest Governments: 364th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 406th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 417th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 427th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nazi Flower Power was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Nazi Flower Power was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nazi Flower Power, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.
  • : Following new legislation in Nazi Flower Power, the government is spending billions of taxpayer daffodils to support "struggling" industries.
  • : Following new legislation in Nazi Flower Power, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Nazi Flower Power, flogging is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Nazi Flower Power, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Nazi Flower Power was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Nazi Flower Power's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Nazi Flower Power's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".

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