The Federal Republic of Nazel Geldiic is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 962 million Nazel Geldiicons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Pandieo. The average income tax rate is 55.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nazel Geldiician economy, worth 102 trillion Lamtas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 106,842 Lamtas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, and a bureaucratic fight over NGIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nazel Geldiic's national animal is the Huskies, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nazel Geldiic is ranked 101,880^th in the world and 129^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Stationary, with 170.396592335 days.