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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,671stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,827thMost Armed: 1,836th
The Free Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mein landistanian!
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Founder / Colonial Führer
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Naximovistan

Population1.778 billion

CapitalAMCUKISTAN
LeaderSamir
Faithsikminbashi

CurrencyManat
AnimalWolf

The Free Land of Naximovistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Samir with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.778 billion Naximovistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AMCUKISTAN. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Naximovistanian economy, worth 238 trillion Manats a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 134,135 Manats, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, Samir often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, and military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Naximovistan's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is sikminbashi.

Naximovistan is ranked 29,105th in the world and 1st in Colonies of Naximovistan for Most Primitive, scoring 67.95 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,671stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,827thMost Armed: 1,836thTop
5%
Most Avoided: 2,749thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,967thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,276thFattest Citizens: 3,499thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,655thLargest Retail Industry: 5,030thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,242ndNudest: 5,663rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,155thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,702ndLargest Black Market: 10,880thTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,633rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,220thHighest Average Incomes: 18,470thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,861stMost Conservative: 20,205thHighest Crime Rates: 22,768thRudest Citizens: 24,033rdLargest Mining Sector: 24,463rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Naximovistan, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts.
  • : Following new legislation in Naximovistan, Samir often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
  • : Following new legislation in Naximovistan, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Naximovistan, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls.
  • : Following new legislation in Naximovistan, oracles predict landslide victories for Samir for the next 50 years.
  • : Following new legislation in Naximovistan, the clergy of sikminbashi remains a single-sex institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Naximovistan, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
  • : Following new legislation in Naximovistan, people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time.
  • : Naximovistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Naximovistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.

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