The Smirnoff of Navoj Dazpoly is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dr Albert Cohol with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, soft-spoken computers, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 914 million drunks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vodka. The average income tax rate is 33.9%.

The thriving drunken economy, worth 78.5 trillion alcohol bottlecaps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,907 alcohol bottlecaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Navoj Dazpoly's national animal is the champagne, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Navoj Dazpoly is ranked 53,766^th in the world and 23^rd in Arctica for Safest, scoring 102.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.