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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 202ndHighest Crime Rates: 238thRudest Citizens: 256th
The Most Serene Conglomerate of
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Native Inhabitants of Antarctica

Population6.889 billion

CapitalMcMurdo Station
LeaderSupreme Executive Tux
FaithCult of Open-Source Software


The Most Serene Conglomerate of Native Inhabitants of Antarctica is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Executive Tux with a fair hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, feral children, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.889 billion Penguins live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McMurdo Station. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Antarctican economy, worth a remarkable 1,548 trillion dogecoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 224,788 dogecoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,413,378 per year while the poor average 15,060, a ratio of 93.8 to 1.

Half of Native Inhabitants of Antarctica just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite, customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, and all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Native Inhabitants of Antarctica's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Open-Source Software.

Native Inhabitants of Antarctica is ranked 53,718th in the world and 2,160th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,597.15 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 202ndHighest Crime Rates: 238thRudest Citizens: 256thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 285thMost Armed: 323rdLargest Retail Industry: 326thLargest Gambling Industry: 328thFattest Citizens: 355thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 528thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 551stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 636thMost Avoided: 650thMost Influential: 780thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,080thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,082ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,240thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,337thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,477thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,514thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,763rdTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,526thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,584thHighest Average Incomes: 4,585thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,756thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,956thHighest Economic Output: 10,173rdTop
Highest Drug Use: 12,800thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,893rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,149thMost Secular: 14,028thMost Stationary: 14,399thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,279thMost Efficient Economies: 16,137thMost Pro-Market: 16,248thLargest Black Market: 18,377thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,017thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,829th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 33rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 50th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 70th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 105th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 121st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 159th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 180th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 189th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 192nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 203rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 240th in the regionMost Stationary: 249th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 348th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 367th in the regionLargest Populations: 408th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 448th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 475th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 489th in the regionMost Secular: 504th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 554th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 650th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 767th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 821st in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 250 » Erinor, Pencil Sharpeners 2, The Solar System Scope, Farengeto, Tsunamy, Kringalia, Bear Connors Paradiso, City States Nation, Ancient Slobovia, Darakin, Rebel-topia, Tsvetania, Sandaoguo, Aidenfieeld, Luddinlande, Centristvill, Linguiniland, Curlyhoward, Kiasu-ism, Vincent Field, Oxsania, Nova Montron, Barabarom, Japanese Federal Republic, Qaweritoyu, Sanden, The United Expanse, Ridehale, Yellunstryer, Lambdaland, Jehenna, The naked people, Aywhyou, Lioniel, Pamela And Hepatitis, Noire Denholm, Antarctic Empires, Escevola, GI-Land, Theorin, Seliyan progressive Islands, Soem, North Kanuckistan, Nankyoku Tairiku, Belschaft, Moreana, Poopisiya, Utondara, RestartAll, Volaworand, and 200 others.Si-topia, Sedunn, Sagada, Calistan, Techganet, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, FreeFishers, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Drugged Monkeys, Saciu, New Briantown, Great Andora, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Potion Seller, Pax Dracon, Sthalrim, Abarri, Avalonica, Crystal Creation, Silberne Wache, Mona Landia, Aguatania, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Xandev, Cuuldere, Rabbitz, Kandorith, Qvait, Whimichy, Herbert Island, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Drystar, The Filippinas, North Catimestistrianes, Stoniamera, Dasko, Nowa Europa, Yeldarbsland, Phanama, Amerion, Aurcania, The West Valley Mountains, Jennaterra, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Imperial Duck, Omiri, Mapico, Empa Aserium, Noveos, The Tecorogan Federation, Fasire, Direwolf1, Zaelith, Manniskoslaktet, Realms of Madness, Qawe, Astraee, The Bereans, Tilipria, Madreia, Hanguk-Nippon, Jaxon, Cohors Stercore, Nueva Alta California, Bleakfoot, Marstella, Bizzie, Serendiva, New Marinia, Greater Hyrulang, North Delaware, Erfton, Tiransia, PenguinPies, Corgitopiaa, Isles of Creckero, Lesinteil, Novaexus, Steampunk Engineers, Tioloman, Bawkie, Terran Draconia, Iym Winterless, Baltenlands, Votri, Tepertopia, United Crumburrtha Federation, Tarnik, Holy Free, Hutington, The Bay, Gliasco, Ebonhand, Eskvenn, New Ancapland, West Pastafaria, Breadandbutter, InnWorm, Springhollow, Anserisa, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Sau Man Frescher, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Grubville, Ralphburg, The Plebeian States, Gricanderis, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Charloa, Shefino, Page 53, Weburya, Amadae, Vardanfel, Ashvakka, The Worst army of, ChickenDome, The JessTown Islands, Melicorium, Kaz Katiestan, Quh, Kervanosia, Meistonia, Elan Sleazebaganno, Jimburna, Eggraria, Sophiana, Phoenixesia, Merevane, Ngasha, Nova Kobol, Compli, Marinho Islands, Dis7Nation, Andinla, Starsight, Escanval, Necosia, RussiaSpetsnaz1, Markla, BFVMG, Gonrati, Alaninia, Humanity bureau, Auphelia, Royaltica, Nouvel-Indre, Roleca, Laamiva, Peoples Republic of Columbus, Eden Contour, NganXuan, Matak Tribes, HUElavia, LadyRebels, The Gungan Republic, The Radanivans, South Western Korea, Travislavania, Great Britain And Empire, Vega Naothia, Holy Milamphy, West Fallows, Great Elsika, Dossiny, Well F, Glen Cooley, Mangolalandia, Rhetiaa, Purple Hyacinth, Aschenburg, Trepsit, Odesseen, The Drakan Republic, Efferalt, United States of Vietnam, Briteannia, Valdutz, Myness, International House of Pancakes, Ovkianos, Apelan, Kedjens, New Vancouvere, Temaseka, East Lodge, Midand, Concrete Slab, NDG, Bumblegaria, White Bananistan, Idiono, Catillos, Distrotika, Alfama, Sword of Summer, and Great Darscottielands.

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