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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 206thHighest Crime Rates: 287thLargest Gambling Industry: 346th
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Native Inhabitants of Antarctica

Population11.177 billion

CapitalMcMurdo Station
LeaderSupreme Executive Tux
FaithCult of Open-Source Software


The Most Serene Conglomerate of Native Inhabitants of Antarctica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Executive Tux with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.177 billion Penguins live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McMurdo Station. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Antarctican economy, worth a remarkable 2,422 trillion dogecoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 216,703 dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

All astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff', private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, graffiti graces every city's streets, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Native Inhabitants of Antarctica's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Open-Source Software.

Native Inhabitants of Antarctica is ranked 1,126th in the world and 35th in Lazarus for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 83 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 206thHighest Crime Rates: 287thLargest Gambling Industry: 346thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 378thFattest Citizens: 421stMost Armed: 424thMost Avoided: 431stRudest Citizens: 454thLargest Retail Industry: 479thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 536thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 743rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,126thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,324thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,478thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,763rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,878thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,937thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,143rdTop
Largest Mining Sector: 3,208thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,424thMost Influential: 5,475thHighest Average Incomes: 5,946thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,377thHighest Economic Output: 7,566thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,009thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,407thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,687thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,650thMost Secular: 14,969thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,773rdMost Efficient Economies: 20,360thHighest Drug Use: 23,313thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,453rd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 30th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 62nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 65th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 86th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 95th in the regionMost Influential: 120th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 145th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 145th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 263rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 272nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 294th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 372nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 386th in the regionLargest Black Market: 582nd in the region

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