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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 223rd Rudest Citizens: 251st Highest Crime Rates: 257th
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Native Inhabitants of Antarctica

Population4.423 billion

CapitalMcMurdo Station
LeaderSupreme Executive Tux
FaithCult of Open-Source Software


The Most Serene Conglomerate of Native Inhabitants of Antarctica is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Executive Tux with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.423 billion Penguins enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McMurdo Station. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Antarctican economy, worth 959 trillion dogecoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 216,853 dogecoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,364,344 per year while the poor average 14,504, a ratio of 94.1 to 1.

Only the wealthy vote, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns, and police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Native Inhabitants of Antarctica's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Open-Source Software.

Native Inhabitants of Antarctica is ranked 626th in the world and 12th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 13,399.24 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 223rdRudest Citizens: 251stHighest Crime Rates: 257thLargest Retail Industry: 270thMost Armed: 322ndFattest Citizens: 343rdLargest Gambling Industry: 349thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 598thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 626thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 647thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 653rdMost Avoided: 694thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 725thMost Influential: 1,030thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,119thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,319thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,332ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,403rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,538thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,928thLargest Mining Sector: 2,401stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,223rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,472ndHighest Drug Use: 5,355thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,274thMost Pro-Market: 7,706thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,819thMost Secular: 13,555thHighest Economic Output: 14,841stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,359thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,516thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,447thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,961st
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 33rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 61st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 88th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 91st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 113th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 115th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 221st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 224th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 244th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 255th in the regionLargest Black Market: 342nd in the regionMost Stationary: 359th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 447th in the regionMost Secular: 448th in the regionLargest Populations: 506th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 560th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 565th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 600th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 623rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 644th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 188 » Erinor, Pencil Sharpeners 2, The Solar System Scope, Farengeto, Tsunamy, Kringalia, Bear Connors Paradiso, City States Nation, Ancient Slobovia, Darakin, Rebel-topia, Tsvetania, Sandaoguo, Aidenfieeld, Luddinlande, Centristvill, Linguiniland, Lotadia, South Caleblan, Curlyhoward, Kiasu-ism, Vincent Field, Oxsania, Nova Montron, LaPia, Quiescent, Barabarom, Japanese Federal Republic, Qaweritoyu, Sanden, The United Expanse, Blahblah2017, Ridehale, Yellunstryer, Lambdaland, Jehenna, Wyatonians, NorthWest Companlia, The naked people, Aywhyou, Trinennie, Lioniel, Pamela And Hepatitis, Farelonia, Noire Denholm, Antarctic Empires, Escevola, GI-Land, Theorin, Iristead, and 138 others.Seliyan progressive Islands, Soem, Phillius, North Kanuckistan, Solainsula, Nankyoku Tairiku, Belschaft, United States of Vietnam, La Ascension, Moreana, Poopisiya, Freedwanda, Arasi Luvasa, Ezeleah, Utondara, Holy Dominate, RestartAll, Volaworand, Paranoia, Si-topia, Uncastania, Sedunn, Sagada, Calistan, Techganet, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Rhetiaa, FreeFishers, Concrete Slab, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Braavos and Lorath, Drugged Monkeys, Saciu, New Briantown, Jaxon, Great Andora, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Holy Chimerland, WTP All the good names are taken, Democratic Parndia, Arx Obex, Jamtland-Trondelag, Potion Seller, Elveka, East Sakhlin, Pax Dracon, Sthalrim, Abarri, Avalonica, Paenoa, Ufask, The Sk8ing Unicorn, Atomic Garden, Terranous, Aurcania, Crystal Creation, UnShleepd, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, East India Kompany, Silberne Wache, Towi Lamia, Liberated Lambergs, The National Corporation, Upper Usok Valley, Galaxy Federation, Mona Landia, Anachronolandia, Aguatania, Macrothea, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Noveos, Grouu, Mythcrest, Awjan, Transcostria, Spearos, Xandev, Cuuldere, Lorora3, Rabbitz, Badener, Catalunya Unida, Darbor, Kandorith, The Canadian Republic Colonies, Free Republic of Sonora, Kroumos, Midand, A Frog Dimension, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Whimichy, Zess, Birdkeeper, Herbert Island, Angelxwings, Akindom, Maletora, Lulliland, Ariankido, State of Iowa, Land Without Shrimp, Mikole, Wehraboos, Jahass, Empire of the Western Woods, Ostanasia, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Academy of Umbrellas, Republic Clovakh, Drystar, The Filippinas, North Catimestistrianes, The Dragon Enclave, Stoniamera, Choodox, Revanial, Farrts, Dasko, Plasitades, San Anaben, Pays de Loire, Slenrotros, Nowa Europa, Staubsaugen, Agalaesia, Apabeossie, Qawe, Sesteran, Immund, Churumduul, Mew Nation, Chocholand, Doomen, Yeldarbsland, and Novagentum.

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