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Most Subsidized Industry: 139th Largest Gambling Industry: 295th Most Ignorant Citizens: 447th
The NATION'S TYPE of
Iron Fist Consumerists
NATION'S SLOGAN
NATION'S LEADER
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

NATIONS NAME

Population7.335 billion

CapitalNATION'S CAPITAL
LeaderNATION'S LEADER
FaithNATION'S FAITH

CurrencyNATION'S CURRENCY
AnimalNATION'S ANIMAL

The NATION'S TYPE of NATIONS NAME is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by NATION'S LEADER with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, vat-grown people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.335 billion NATION'S DPLURAL are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Healthcare and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NATION'S CAPITAL. The average income tax rate is 44.9%.

The frighteningly efficient NATION'S DEMONYM economy, worth 583 trillion NATION'S CURRENCIES a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 79,613 NATION'S CURRENCIES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, NATION'S LEADER has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, and directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use NATION'S CAPITAL as a backdrop. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. NATIONS NAME's national animal is the NATION'S ANIMAL, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NATION'S FAITH.

NATIONS NAME is ranked 157,384th in the world and 1st in NATIONS REGION for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -9.49 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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1%
Most Subsidized Industry: 139thLargest Gambling Industry: 295thMost Ignorant Citizens: 447thMost Armed: 994thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,241stHighest Crime Rates: 1,293rdTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,070thLargest Black Market: 2,091stMost Avoided: 2,868thMost Primitive: 3,273rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,351stMost Efficient Economies: 4,717thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,894thNudest: 4,993rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,579thTop
10%
Most Devout: 14,771stFattest Citizens: 16,494th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NATIONS NAME was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : NATIONS NAME was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : NATIONS NAME was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : NATIONS NAME was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in NATIONS NAME, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use NATION'S CAPITAL as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in NATIONS NAME, NATION'S LEADER has been known to make speeches in fishing waders.
  • : NATIONS NAME was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in NATIONS NAME, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in NATIONS NAME, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts.
  • : Following new legislation in NATIONS NAME, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'.

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