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Most Subsidized Industry: 248thLargest Gambling Industry: 277thMost Ignorant Citizens: 462nd
The NATION'S TYPE of
Iron Fist Consumerists
NATION'S SLOGAN
NATION'S LEADER
Influence
Hermit
Founder / NATION'S OFFICE
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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NATIONS NAME

Population10.4 billion

CapitalNATION'S CAPITAL
LeaderNATION'S LEADER
FaithNATION'S FAITH

CurrencyNATION'S CURRENCY
AnimalNATION'S ANIMAL

The NATION'S TYPE of NATIONS NAME is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by NATION'S LEADER with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.4 billion NATION'S DPLURAL are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Healthcare and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NATION'S CAPITAL. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.9%.

The frighteningly efficient NATION'S DEMONYM economy, worth 839 trillion NATION'S CURRENCIES a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 80,694 NATION'S CURRENCIES, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Chocolate in NATIONS NAME has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, it is often said that only NATION'S LEADER could bring down Dàguó, and international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through NATIONS NAME. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. NATIONS NAME's national animal is the NATION'S ANIMAL, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NATION'S FAITH.

NATIONS NAME is ranked 51,830th in the world and 1st in NATIONS REGION for Rudest Citizens, with 67.9 Insults Per Minute.

Top
1%
Most Subsidized Industry: 248thLargest Gambling Industry: 277thMost Ignorant Citizens: 462ndMost Armed: 1,095thHighest Crime Rates: 1,264thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,317thTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,392ndMost Avoided: 2,699thLargest Black Market: 3,335thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,975thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,489thMost Primitive: 5,952ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,027thMost Efficient Economies: 7,220thNudest: 7,345thTop
10%
Most Stationary: 14,043rdMost Influential: 16,797thMost Devout: 18,371stMost Conservative: 18,456thHighest Economic Output: 20,418thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,301st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NATIONS NAME was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : NATIONS NAME was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : NATIONS NAME was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : NATIONS NAME was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : NATIONS NAME was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : NATIONS NAME was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens, Largest Agricultural Sector, and Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in NATIONS NAME, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through NATIONS NAME.
  • : Following new legislation in NATIONS NAME, it is often said that only NATION'S LEADER could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in NATIONS NAME, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in NATIONS NAME, chocolate in NATIONS NAME has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers.

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