The Nationtitle of Nationname is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 29.811 billion Nationnameans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nationnamean economy, worth a remarkable 3,928 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,766 currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationname's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Nationname is ranked 44,998^th in the world and 2,880^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.76 law-abiding acts per hour.