The Kingdom of NationalPizza is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.477 billion NationalPizzans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Safe and Sound. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NationalPizzan economy, worth 206 trillion PizzaCoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 139,880 PizzaCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of PizzaCoins are being blown on orbital weapons development, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, and the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of NationalPizza's mid-life crisis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NationalPizza's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NationalPizza is ranked 23,058^th in the world and 1,241^st in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,312.87 Tourists Per Hour.