The Theocracy of Nationalist Peoples Party is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Mistri with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.366 billion Nationalists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solidarity. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nationalist economy, worth a remarkable 2,439 trillion Sovereigns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 260,436 Sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question of 'what is Supreme Chancellor Mistri's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and women across the country are tying the knot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationalist Peoples Party's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is National cult.

Nationalist Peoples Party is ranked 85,005^th in the world and 4,723^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,653.28 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.