The Theocracy of Nationalist Peoples Party is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Mistri with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.648 billion Nationalists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solidarity. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nationalist economy, worth a remarkable 3,919 trillion Sovereigns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 267,594 Sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', Nationalist tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationalist Peoples Party's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is National cult.

Nationalist Peoples Party is ranked 1,690^th in the world and 99^th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 27.4 Bananas Ingested Per Day.