The Dictatorship of Nationalist Belia West is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Jeremy with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.07 billion West Belians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osoram. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.0%.

The powerhouse West Belian economy, worth 629 trillion Ofepias a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,634 Ofepias, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, and high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationalist Belia West's national animal is the Peach-Faced Lovebird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tophuianism.

Nationalist Belia West is ranked 145,984^th in the world and 1^st in Goobers for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,855.83 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.