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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,420thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,227thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,851st
The Federation of
Moralistic Democracy
I Can't Stop Gambling
Influence
Eminence Grise
Governor
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Below Average

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National Parks of Estonia

Population1.297 billion

Currencygamble
Animalgamble

The Federation of National Parks of Estonia is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.297 billion National Parks of Estonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.9%.

The all-consuming National Parks of Estonian economy, worth 111 trillion gambles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,813 gambles, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and the 'sing-a-long with Leader' album is a popular souvenir. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. National Parks of Estonia's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

National Parks of Estonia is ranked 262,082nd in the world and 7th in National Parks of Estonia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.35 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,420thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,227thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,851stLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,730thMost Inclusive: 28,622ndBest Weather: 30,976th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in National Parks of Estonia, the 'sing-a-long with Leader' album is a popular souvenir.
  • : Following new legislation in National Parks of Estonia, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Following new legislation in National Parks of Estonia, gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away.
  • : Following new legislation in National Parks of Estonia, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
  • : Following new legislation in National Parks of Estonia, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
  • : Following new legislation in National Parks of Estonia, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts.
  • : Following new legislation in National Parks of Estonia, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in National Parks of Estonia, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government.
  • : Following new legislation in National Parks of Estonia, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in National Parks of Estonia, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence.

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