The Confederation of National Goats is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Tony with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.928 billion Australian hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient National Goatsian economy, worth 273 trillion Australian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 141,626 Australian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of National Goats's radio stations, young criminals are told they'll go to bed without supper if they do it again, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, and brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. National Goats's national animal is the Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

National Goats is ranked 6,762^nd in the world and 407^th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 201.05 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.