National Capitalist United States
| Population | 746 million |
| Capital | Trumpville |
| Currency | Patriotic American Dollar |
| Animal | Patriotic eagle |
The Bussiness Freedom Zone of National Capitalist United States is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 746 million Patriotic American Capitalists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trumpville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Patriotic American Capitalist economy, worth 111 trillion Patriotic American Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 149,844 Patriotic American Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,265,728 per year while the poor average 3,280, a ratio of 385 to 1.
The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. National Capitalist United States's national animal is the Patriotic eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
National Capitalist United States is ranked 125,935th in the world and 2nd in The world after the 2nd US Civil War for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,369.17 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
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National Capitalist United States, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence.
- : Following new legislation in National Capitalist United States, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
- : Following new legislation in National Capitalist United States, it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies.
- : Following new legislation in National Capitalist United States, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
- : Following new legislation in National Capitalist United States, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper.
- : Following new legislation in National Capitalist United States, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
- : Following new legislation in National Capitalist United States, the crispy fried liver of a Patriotic eagle is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants.
- : Following new legislation in National Capitalist United States, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Patriotic American Capitalist beaches.
- : Following new legislation in National Capitalist United States, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
- : Following new legislation in National Capitalist United States, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
