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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,632nd Most Conservative: 5,813th Most Ignorant Citizens: 6,607th
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Nation of tard

Population18 million

Animalpoop monster

The Dictatorship of Nation of tard is a tiny, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 18 million Nation of tardians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.

The thriving Nation of tardian economy, worth 1.13 trillion abucoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 62,994 abucoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 220,480 per year while the poor average 13,073, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Nation of tard City to enjoy their national art, dessert dishes make up the Nation of tardian breakfast menu, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Nation of tard offered the words "peace be upon you", and wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nation of tard's national animal is the poop monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nation of tard is ranked 65,652nd in the world and 2,608th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,059.96 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,632ndMost Conservative: 5,813thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,607thMost Avoided: 7,178thTop
Most Extreme: 9,271stLargest Retail Industry: 11,503rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,710th
Most Avoided: 152nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 263rd in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 349th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 355th in the regionMost Extreme: 383rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 387th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 392nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 489th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 540th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 631st in the region

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