The Free Secular Federation of Nation of Quebec is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jean-Luc Lacombe with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 29.103 billion Quebeckers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freedom. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Quebecian economy, worth an astonishing 13,813 trillion Federation Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 474,626 Federation Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, solid-gold toilets are Quebecian prisons' least expensive furnishings, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nation of Quebec's national animal is the Sasquatch, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nation of Quebec is ranked 242^nd in the world and 10^th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 18,090.66 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.