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Nation of Quebec was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 190
Most Secular: 15th Least Corrupt Governments: 51st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 82nd
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Nation of Quebec

Population29.103 billion

LeaderJean-Luc Lacombe

CurrencyFederation Lira

The Free Secular Federation of Nation of Quebec is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jean-Luc Lacombe with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 29.103 billion Quebeckers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freedom. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Quebecian economy, worth an astonishing 13,813 trillion Federation Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 474,626 Federation Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, solid-gold toilets are Quebecian prisons' least expensive furnishings, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nation of Quebec's national animal is the Sasquatch, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nation of Quebec is ranked 242nd in the world and 10th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 18,090.66 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 15thLeast Corrupt Governments: 51stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 82ndHighest Poor Incomes: 85thHighest Disposable Incomes: 127thHighest Economic Output: 148thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 163rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 183rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 211thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 225thFattest Citizens: 238thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 242ndHighest Average Incomes: 280thMost Avoided: 283rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 314thLargest Publishing Industry: 372ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 396thLargest Gambling Industry: 406thMost Scientifically Advanced: 426thMost Influential: 441stSmartest Citizens: 443rdSafest: 445thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 448thLargest Insurance Industry: 504thMost Stationary: 532ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 610thLargest Mining Sector: 649thLargest Information Technology Sector: 675thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 897thMost Armed: 975thHighest Crime Rates: 1,194thRudest Citizens: 1,597thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,724thLargest Populations: 1,753rdMost Cultured: 1,846thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,970thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,026thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,468thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,744thMost Inclusive: 2,752ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,890thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,481stTop
Largest Black Market: 9,132ndLargest Governments: 11,032nd
Most Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionMost Income Equality: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 18th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 26th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, solid-gold toilets are Quebecian prisons' least expensive furnishings.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, gossip magazines have pictures of Jean-Luc Lacombe sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
  • : Nation of Quebec's influence in Capitalist Paradise fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Quebec, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.


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