The National Classification of Nation is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by National Leader with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The quiet, industrious population of 12.549 billion Nationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of National City. The average income tax rate is 30.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Nationian economy, worth 358 trillion Letters a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,572 Letters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nation's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, Nation has designated National City as its capital city, and National Leader has just been declared ruler of Nation in an international press conference. Crime is almost non-existent. Nation's national animal is the Name-bot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is National Religion.

Nation is ranked 227,392^nd in the world and 1^st in Administratively Down for Fattest Citizens, with 9.17 Obesity Rate.