by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,796thLargest Populations: 9,917thMost Stationary: 13,181st
The County of
Long Island, New York
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Population19.533 billion

AnimalParhean Rhinoceros

The County of Nassau is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.533 billion Long Islanders live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.8%.

The all-consuming Nassauan economy, worth a remarkable 1,024 trillion Tongboes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 52,440 Tongboes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,788 per year while the poor average 9,305, a ratio of 21.8 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, Nassau's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nassau's national animal is the Parhean Rhinoceros, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nassau is ranked 156,214th in the world and 132nd in Atlantian Oceania for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 30.1 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,796thLargest Populations: 9,917thTop
Most Stationary: 13,181stLargest Gambling Industry: 15,252ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,505thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,474thHighest Economic Output: 19,511thMost Politically Free: 21,223rd
Most Politically Free: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the region

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