The Democratic Kingdom of Nascadia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Andrew III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.672 billion Nascadians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rohontho. The average income tax rate is 61.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nascadian economy, worth 365 trillion Nascadian Kudas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 136,669 Nascadian Kudas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Books are so highly regarded in Nascadia that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nascadia's national animal is the Capybara and Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brucinism.

Nascadia is ranked 269,032^nd in the world and 4^th in Assembly of Guardians for Most Primitive, scoring -267.84 on the Scary Big Number Scale.