The Federation of Narvatus is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.933 billion Narvatusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Usorеum. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Narvatusian economy, worth a remarkable 5,114 trillion ouncеs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 320,969 ouncеs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, the word "alcohol" is a trauma trigger for children as young as five, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narvatus's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is thе holiеst frееdoms.

Narvatus is ranked 267,930^th in the world and 143^rd in The Free Nations Region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -8 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.