Population | 24.327 billion |
Capital | Narnan |
Leader | Arathorn I |
Faith | Narnanism |
Currency | Nova |
Animal | tiger |
The Guards of Narnan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Arathorn I with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 24.327 billion Narnanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Narnan. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish Narnanian economy, worth 349 trillion Novas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 14,356 Novas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Narnanism has been named as Narnan's national religion, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, Narnan has designated Narnan as its capital city, and Arathorn I has just been declared ruler of Narnan in an international press conference. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narnan's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Narnanism.
Narnan is ranked 132,714th in the world and 48th in Middle Earth for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Narnan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Narnan's influence in Middle Earth rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Narnan's influence in Middle Earth rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Narnan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Narnan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Narnan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Narnan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Narnan's influence in Middle Earth fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
- : Narnan's influence in Middle Earth rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Narnan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.