The Synthwave Republic of Narlioni is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Akio Hiroshi with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.245 billion Narlionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edo. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth 332 trillion Narlionian Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 148,312 Narlionian Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children's toy tractors have been seized as state property, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, extreme political groups are outlawed, and priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Narlioni's national animal is the Iriomote Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shinto Isolationism.

Narlioni is ranked 236,460^th in the world and 12,546^th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.11 crimes per hour.