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Most Secular: 1,254thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,020thNicest Citizens: 2,028th
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Narkenia

Population2.951 billion

CapitalWolfville City
LeaderRodriguez de Burgh
FaithNone - Secular

CurrencyThea
AnimalWolf

The Kingdom of Narkenia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Rodriguez de Burgh with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.951 billion Narkenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolfville City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Narkenian economy, worth 580 trillion Theas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,729 Theas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, and companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narkenia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None - Secular.

Narkenia is ranked 292,991st in the world and 93rd in The Social Liberal Union for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -13.01 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 1,254thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,020thNicest Citizens: 2,028thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,036thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,048thLowest Crime Rates: 2,206thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,248thSafest: 2,349thHealthiest Citizens: 2,485thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,512thMost Pacifist: 2,607thMost Inclusive: 2,610thHighest Food Quality: 2,715thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,893rdTop
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Largest Governments: 3,111thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,396thMost Cultured: 3,617thBest Weather: 3,669thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,679thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,801stMost Influential: 3,850thMost Developed: 3,923rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,717thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,121stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,201stMost Efficient Economies: 5,229thSmartest Citizens: 5,601stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,626thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,135thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,564thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,011thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,339thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,263rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,428thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,525thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,039thMost Patriotic: 18,989thMost Income Equality: 21,857thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,471stMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,041stLeast Corrupt Governments: 29,229th
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Most Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Narkenia, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Narkenia, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets.
  • : Narkenia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Murderers Get Nothing".
  • : Following new legislation in Narkenia, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Narkenia, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Narkenia, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in Narkenia, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Narkenia, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
  • : Narkenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Narkenia, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.

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