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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 918thLargest Retail Industry: 2,153rdFattest Citizens: 2,466th
The Kenyan Capitalist Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Economic Prosperity for Naribobastan Only
John Kagame
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Naribobastan

Population1.289 billion

CapitalNairobi
LeaderJohn Kagame
FaithKenyan-Style Atheism

CurrencyShilling
AnimalGiraffe

The Kenyan Capitalist Federation of Naribobastan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John Kagame with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.289 billion Naribobastanis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nairobi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Naribobastanian economy, worth 186 trillion Shillings a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 144,994 Shillings, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 839,112 per year while the poor average 11,926, a ratio of 70.4 to 1.

Grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Naribobastan with a very polite populace, and bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Naribobastan's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kenyan-Style Atheism.

Naribobastan is ranked 238,334th in the world and 6,561st in the Rejected Realms for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 10.49 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 918thLargest Retail Industry: 2,153rdTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,466thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,674thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,308thMost Avoided: 3,970thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,971stHighest Crime Rates: 3,984thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,018thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,209thLargest Mining Sector: 7,252ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,449thMost Armed: 11,384thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,806thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 12,975thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,174thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,243rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,953rdLargest Black Market: 14,174thMost Secular: 14,242ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,747thHighest Average Incomes: 15,366thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,655thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,132nd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 35th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 70th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 70th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 72nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 96th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 116th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 125th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 131st in the regionMost Avoided: 138th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 257th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 276th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 359th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 366th in the regionMost Armed: 392nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 405th in the regionRudest Citizens: 454th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 462nd in the regionMost Secular: 470th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 506th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 532nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 603rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 608th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 632nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Naribobastan's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Naribobastan's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Naribobastan relocated from Indiana empire to The Rejected Realms.
  • : Naribobastan was ejected and banned from Indiana empire by New republican indiana empire.
  • : Naribobastan's influence in Indiana empire fell from "Hermit" to "Power".
  • : Naribobastan's influence in Indiana empire rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
  • : Naribobastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and Highest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Naribobastan relocated from United Republic to Indiana empire.
  • : Following new legislation in Naribobastan, bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters.
  • : Following new legislation in Naribobastan, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Naribobastan with a very polite populace.

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