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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 960th Most Influential: 1,418th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,823rd
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
I will yummy your bubbles if you tickle me silly
Constipated Snarf
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Narfin Farfins

Population2.56 billion

CapitalYummy Gangreen
LeaderConstipated Snarf


The Republic of Narfin Farfins is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Constipated Snarf with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.56 billion Flarfs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yummy Gangreen. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flarfy Gangreen economy, worth 389 trillion Alleles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,153 Alleles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flarfy Gangreen watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, motorbike jousters live young and die fast, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narfin Farfins's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Narfin Farfins is ranked 155,821st in the world and 8,641st in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 44.79 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 960thMost Influential: 1,418thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,823rdMost Conservative: 3,838thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,756thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,079thMost Devout: 5,445thMost Authoritarian: 5,773rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,831stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,844thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,612thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,414thTop
Largest Governments: 9,787thMost Efficient Economies: 10,143rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,183rdBest Weather: 10,219thMost Developed: 10,333rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,359thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,669thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,171stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,216thHighest Average Incomes: 12,409thMost Extreme: 12,950thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,975thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,165thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,325th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 145th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 170th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 180th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 207th in the regionMost Conservative: 224th in the regionMost Devout: 229th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 249th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 289th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 332nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 395th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 459th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 478th in the regionLargest Governments: 494th in the regionBest Weather: 572nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 591st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 593rd in the regionMost Influential: 595th in the regionMost Developed: 609th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 618th in the regionMost Extreme: 619th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 637th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 667th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 700th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 704th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 776th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 789th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 881st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 897th in the region

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