by Max Barry

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Most Conservative: 1,305thMost Authoritarian: 2,943rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,127th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We Own You
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Narcissisia

Population206 million

CurrencyOWNED
AnimalOWNED

The Dictatorship of Narcissisia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 206 million Properties are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.0%.

The sizeable but sluggish Owned economy, worth 6.31 trillion OWNEDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,634 OWNEDS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 93,866 per year while the poor average 7,738, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

The latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, and quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narcissisia's national animal is the OWNED, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Narcissisia is ranked 89,563rd in the world and 77th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 52.97 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Conservative: 1,305thMost Authoritarian: 2,943rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,127thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,946thMost Avoided: 6,610thMost Primitive: 12,858thTop
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Most Devout: 20,150thMost Extreme: 24,974th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Narcissisia, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Narcissisia, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Narcissisia, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements.
  • : Following new legislation in Narcissisia, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Narcissisia, students in Narcissisia's schools rarely attend their classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Narcissisia, citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Narcissisia, glassy-eyed Owned wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command.
  • : Following new legislation in Narcissisia, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Narcissisia, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Narcissisia, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.

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