The Harmonious Association of NARAQuagzuretopia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Nelson Hikaru with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.926 billion Maynilakyonese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cebucheng. The average income tax rate is 70.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Maynilakyonese economy, worth 796 trillion Maynilakyonese Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 202,993 Maynilakyonese Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and Maynilakyonese police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. NARAQuagzuretopia's national animal is the Andean Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

NARAQuagzuretopia is ranked 13,123^rd in the world and 132^nd in the Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 431,576 Standard Monetary Units.