The Mountainous Island of Napnap is a huge, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic population of 607 million Nappers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serikeen. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Napnapian economy, worth 71.1 trillion Sleeps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,111 Sleeps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations. Crime is totally unknown. Napnap's national animal is the Birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Napnap is ranked 23,384^th in the world and 1,168^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 56.98 quips per hour.