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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,288thMost Devout: 2,348thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,551st
The Green Magpies of
Democratic Socialists
Dance the Friendship Dance for the Lord of Nationstates
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Frightening
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Nanualele

Population5.219 billion

CapitalHalema'uma'u
LeaderLeiailani
FaithJudaism

CurrencyExcesse
Animalflying vampire kangaroo

The Green Magpies of Nanualele is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leiailani with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of prisons, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.219 billion Nanualeleites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halema'uma'u. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Nanualeli economy, worth 466 trillion Excesses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 89,410 Excesses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,924 per year while the poor average 22,241, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Parents dread their examinations more than their children, homosexuality has been banned to prevent the spread of homosexuality, research grant proposals read like political diatribes, and white privilege is a real thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nanualele's national animal is the flying vampire kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

Nanualele is ranked 262,945th in the world and 218th in Karma for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -17.64 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,288thMost Devout: 2,348thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,551stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,301stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,656thHighest Crime Rates: 3,770thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,967thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,162ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,641stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,304thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,146thLargest Black Market: 6,891stMost Armed: 8,979thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,806thBest Weather: 11,492ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,834thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,955thTop
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Most Influential: 14,935thMost Cultured: 18,169thMost Developed: 21,872ndMost Efficient Economies: 24,039thLargest Governments: 25,747thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,447th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 18th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nanualele, white privilege is a real thing.
  • : Nanualele's influence in Karma rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Nanualele, research grant proposals read like political diatribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nanualele, homosexuality has been banned to prevent the spread of homosexuality.
  • : Nanualele lodged a message on the Karma Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Nanualele, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Nanualele was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and the Top 5% for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Nanualele, ponies working in the nation's salt mines have a life expectancy of weeks (Nanualele has found 8 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Nanualele, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in Nanualele, the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Nanualeli politicians.

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