by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,660thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,679thLargest Populations: 2,934th
The Purr Evil Angry Cats of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Tá ocras orm. Mí-abha, mí-abha!
Chairwoman Meow
Purr Evil
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Nanatsu no Tsuki

Population33.36 billion

LeaderChairwoman Meow
FaithPurr Evilness

AnimalIriomote cat

The Purr Evil Angry Cats of Nanatsu no Tsuki is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairwoman Meow with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The humorless population of 33.36 billion Nanatsui have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cat-mandhu. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The strong Nanatsui economy, worth a remarkable 2,938 trillion hairballs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 88,082 hairballs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, and there's a mortuary next to every Nanatsui restaurant. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nanatsu no Tsuki's national animal is the Iriomote cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Purr Evilness.

Nanatsu no Tsuki is ranked 253,397th in the world and 7th in Snazzy for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.27 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,660thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,679thTop
Largest Populations: 2,934thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,278thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,479thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,965thSafest: 5,619thLowest Crime Rates: 6,412thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,485thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,516thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,759thHighest Economic Output: 7,111thLargest Governments: 8,468thBest Weather: 8,787thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,875thMost Cultured: 9,542ndSmartest Citizens: 9,815thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,046thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,084thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,387thHealthiest Citizens: 13,233rdHighest Food Quality: 13,282ndMost Rebellious Youth: 13,908thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,543rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,612thMost Pacifist: 16,047thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,826th

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