The Principality of Nami Bays is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Nam bin Bay with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 7.593 billion Nami Baysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bay of Nam. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nami Baysian economy, worth a remarkable 1,027 trillion sureixes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,341 sureixes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nami Bays's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nami Bays is ranked 5,288^th in the world and 85^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.29 law-abiding acts per hour.