The Protectorate of Nambutu is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lady Protector Lyndisty vas Tabar with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.845 billion Nambutans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karavelinion. The average income tax rate is 34.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nambutan economy, worth a remarkable 2,271 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 143,388 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, atheists are heavily taxed, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nambutu's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vezkelios.

Nambutu is ranked 32,641^st in the world and 23^rd in Africa for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 173.69 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.