The Republic of Namapia is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.422 billion Namapians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alderysium. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Namapian economy, worth a remarkable 1,018 trillion Najds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 230,320 Najds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Going on a diet invalidates your passport, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and visiting the best Namapian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Namapia's national animal is the Grey wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Namapia is ranked 3,279^th in the world and 107^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 127.7 law-abiding acts per hour.