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Most Influential: 512thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 909thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,172nd
The Sparkling Waters of
Left-wing Utopia
Keep your stick on the ice
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
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Namakan

Population3.045 billion

CapitalKettle Falls

CurrencyGreenstone
AnimalLake Trout

The Sparkling Waters of Namakan is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.045 billion Namakanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kettle Falls. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Namakanian economy, worth 443 trillion Greenstones a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,710 Greenstones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists. Crime is totally unknown. Namakan's national animal is the Lake Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Namakan is ranked 225,570th in the world and 989th in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -497.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Influential: 512thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 909thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,172ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,337thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,759thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,963rdBest Weather: 2,017thNicest Citizens: 2,108thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,206thMost Pacifist: 2,229thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,614thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,001stHighest Food Quality: 3,171stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,342ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,425thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,466thMost Developed: 3,694thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,114thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,135thSmartest Citizens: 4,331stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,348thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,533rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,708thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,962ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,025thMost Cultured: 5,657thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,763rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,876thSafest: 5,878thLargest Governments: 5,894thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,228thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,483rdMost Secular: 10,247thLowest Crime Rates: 10,898thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,373rdMost Efficient Economies: 17,211thMost Income Equality: 17,655thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,448thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,080th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34th in the regionBest Weather: 43rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 49th in the regionMost Pacifist: 52nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 55th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionMost Inclusive: 57th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 60th in the regionMost Influential: 61st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 64th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 65th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 65th in the regionMost Developed: 74th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 88th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 89th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 91st in the regionLargest Governments: 92nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 92nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Income Equality: 101st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 104th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 110th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Namakan, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Namakan, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Namakan, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
  • : Following new legislation in Namakan, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • : Following new legislation in Namakan, a degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Namakan, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Namakan, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Namakan, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Following new legislation in Namakan, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Namakan, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 201 » Valentian Elysium, Northern Nivaria, Tzo, Ignis Cinere, Evertopia, Zeganas, The Soylent Green Party, Blogotopia, Anisopterra, Old Atlantica, Dustwind, Coreras, Grungerock, Drewish, Kierekiko, Palman, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Karlando, Tangora, Lacuna, Eppur, Kyrizstanislav, The Snake Brotherhood, Iontan, Waitiki, Slaytania, Juiulia, Zopciria, The Republic of Osea, Kachikawawa, Eist, City of Saint Nicolas, Isentran, Terra Royaume, Medetas, PYT, Arctic Coalition, Chip Skylark, The Parandeam, Islands of Czechia, Ascended Union, Seantonia, Solsevara, Liberdon, Anollasia, Creeptopia, Ali Faridi, Novegia, QuazaFire, Mastodonia, and 151 others.St Lennys Island, Santa Pace, Vill Send, Keswickholt, Northern African Sahara, Lower Phlebacite, Better Indonesia, Dovant, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Yakkandiania, Katitania, Point Comfort Colony, Marxist Germany, Galimania, Manurajya, New Terrasol, Sedek-Cantus, Treeford, Greenmont Federation, Nanase Army, Marroc, Makykay, Cowkaine, Colonel Terrosit, Kalldunn, Holma, Peacecock, Republic of Libriano, Ner Epiand, Ilfarasia, Ishkabibber, Solarampa, Seranis, Nea Komnenia, ANCAPISTANZA, Aurorastar, Mauryana, Zeklandia, Skamor, Thyndra, Aquachromia, Ardelenia, ShadowVoltia, Pianaville, United States of Island land, Maalemzya, Rhie, North Parsastan, Alaxia, Tusenadingia Norgenadingasianglen, Membatak, Pugopolus, DetroitSmash, Clialaad, West Longobardia, New Non, Megistos, Airday, Civitor, Maconshinbernititte, Batona, Slaughter Machine, The African Emirates, Conservative Republic Of Huang, Carindell, Riance, Monky Islands, Miliarat, Onfande, The Fortem, The Galactic American Imperium, The Iron Crown Order, Bradmarkers, Violent Trees, Samonaemia, S Mova Derat, Silvedania, Donnee, Ludens Sapiens, Amabanana, Dans Gres, Greater Puptioneberadon, Vragar, Geonomia, Hawalius, Arnesia, Vest Choslayance, Son Weslana, Prairiesora, Geolapo, Free Land of Rebellium, Countesia, Selu-Ahare, Krystalveil, Lisokyo, JanRaiQlux, Horacellum, VuVuVaz, Oppressthemville, New Kowloon Bay, Tbone Steak, Tierra de Platanos, Mursilis, Ikaoxc, Tausend Seen, South Orwelland, Killettland, Zubrowlitz, TRUE MANS, Wischland, Wysrod, Thied Isles, The Indian Royalty, Artyolae, Valtavi, Gosheon, Isle of James, Thingvelir, Graemania, Schudentag, Creightland, Alemputo, Moscovietsao, Venmere, Dorab, Sugandeezia, Grimmywelsh, Osito Libre, Union of Socialist Irish Republics, Bavland, El Rio De Juan, Milanisca, Hunism, Greater Theowherveld, Sers Rhoe, Custosia, Mukacevo, Pallas Athenaie, Mendit Key, Malevos, The Wires Empire, Yellowjacket, Pavaro, Coldian, Sunquick, Faradova, New England Two, KJU Marshall, Sugmaligmaballistan, Montanas rojos, and Solleana.

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