by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 107thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 806thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 843rd
The Vast Waters of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Keep your stick on the ice
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.535 billion

CapitalKettle Falls

AnimalLake Trout

The Vast Waters of Namakan is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.535 billion Namakanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kettle Falls. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Namakanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,866 trillion Greenstones a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,741 Greenstones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Code enforcement officers circle wealthy Namakanians like vultures, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime is totally unknown. Namakan's national animal is the Lake Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Namakan is ranked 1,409th in the world and 29th in 10000 Islands for Nicest Citizens, with 83.31 average smiles per day.

Most Influential: 107thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 806thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 843rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 930thBest Weather: 1,007thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,022ndMost Pacifist: 1,313thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,334thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,370thNicest Citizens: 1,409thMost Inclusive: 1,567thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,572ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,623rdHighest Food Quality: 1,735thMost Developed: 1,768thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,852ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,874thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,973rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,999thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,100thHealthiest Citizens: 2,278thSmartest Citizens: 2,282ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,282ndSafest: 2,553rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,561stLargest Governments: 2,648thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,821stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,348thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,409thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,497thMost Cultured: 3,570thMost Secular: 3,792ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,855thLowest Crime Rates: 6,021stMost Efficient Economies: 9,805thHighest Average Incomes: 10,929thTop
Highest Economic Output: 14,017thMost Income Equality: 15,256thNudest: 16,887thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,919thMost Stationary: 21,113th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionMost Pacifist: 26th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 32nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 37th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 39th in the regionLargest Governments: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 43rd in the regionSafest: 45th in the regionNudest: 49th in the regionMost Cultured: 54th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 54th in the regionMost Income Equality: 55th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 58th in the regionMost Secular: 64th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 64th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 72nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 74th in the region

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