The Pristine Holy Waters of Namakan is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.196 billion Namakanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kettle Falls. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Namakanian economy, worth 123 trillion Greenstones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 103,637 Greenstones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown. Namakan's national animal is the Lake Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Namakan is ranked 153,523^rd in the world and 1,218^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -1.67 on the Hickory Productivity Index.