The Federal Collective Republic of Nalver And is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Collective Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.228 billion Nalver Andians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of United Citadel. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nalver Andian economy, worth 314 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 141,349 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nalver And's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ideological Unity.

Nalver And is ranked 198,346^th in the world and 2^nd in Omnis for Most Authoritarian, with 293.07 milliStalins.