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Largest Gambling Industry: 9thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 29thFattest Citizens: 35th
The Mad Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Nakina Zorwyn
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Nakina Koreazu

Population26.786 billion

CapitalIlragorn
LeaderNakina Zorwyn
Faithcult of cthulhu

Currencyblood bag
Animalgod

The Mad Empire of Nakina Koreazu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nakina Zorwyn with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.786 billion Idiots are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ilragorn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth an astonishing 16,998 trillion blood bags a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 634,599 blood bags, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,711,077 per year while the poor average 50,936, a ratio of 72.9 to 1.

Diabetics find the contents of their medications hard to stomach, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, foreign leaders who don't applaud Nakina Zorwyn's speeches are regarded as enemies of Nakina Koreazu, and university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Nakina Koreazu's national animal is the god, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is cult of cthulhu.

Nakina Koreazu is ranked 259,082nd in the world and 4th in the realm of insanity for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -90.33 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 9thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 29thFattest Citizens: 35thMost Corrupt Governments: 35thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 39thLargest Mining Sector: 47thMost Devout: 50thMost Ignorant Citizens: 54thLargest Insurance Industry: 56thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 58thMost Avoided: 74thMost Primitive: 74thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 112thHighest Disposable Incomes: 117thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 118thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 131stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 139thHighest Average Incomes: 140thHighest Economic Output: 166thMost Patriotic: 167thMost Armed: 223rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 302ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 373rdLargest Retail Industry: 475thLargest Black Market: 540thRudest Citizens: 544thLargest Governments: 623rdMost Stationary: 797thMost Efficient Economies: 1,514thTop
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Largest Populations: 4,418thMost Influential: 7,214thNudest: 8,194thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,799thMost Conservative: 16,451stMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,981stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,568thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,047thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,378th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nakina Koreazu's influence in The realm of insanity fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • : Nakina Koreazu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Nakina Koreazu's influence in The realm of insanity rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
  • : Nakina Koreazu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, foreign leaders who don't applaud Nakina Zorwyn's speeches are regarded as enemies of Nakina Koreazu.
  • : Nakina Koreazu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Nakina Koreazu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, diabetics find the contents of their medications hard to stomach.

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