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The Mad Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Nakina Zorwyn
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Nakina Koreazu

Population22.894 billion

CapitalIlragorn
LeaderNakina Zorwyn
Faithcult of cthulhu

Currencyblood bag
Animalgod

The Mad Empire of Nakina Koreazu is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nakina Zorwyn with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.894 billion Idiots are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ilragorn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth an astonishing 14,122 trillion blood bags a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 616,881 blood bags, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Traumatized ex-ambassadors seek treatment for their "desk dissociation", recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Nakina Koreazu's national animal is the god, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is cult of cthulhu.

Nakina Koreazu is ranked 35,470th in the world and 2nd in the realm of insanity for Most Authoritarian, with 1,416.36 milliStalins.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24thMost Corrupt Governments: 24thFattest Citizens: 29thMost Devout: 35thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 39thMost Ignorant Citizens: 44thLargest Mining Sector: 44thMost Primitive: 53rdMost Avoided: 60thLargest Insurance Industry: 62ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 63rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 90thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 100thHighest Disposable Incomes: 104thHighest Average Incomes: 129thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 134thHighest Economic Output: 189thMost Armed: 213thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 292ndLargest Retail Industry: 320thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 346thRudest Citizens: 354thLargest Black Market: 486thLargest Governments: 553rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 753rdMost Stationary: 899thMost Efficient Economies: 1,369thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,917thTop
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Largest Populations: 4,728thMost Influential: 7,337thNudest: 7,344thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,234thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,552ndMost Conservative: 18,947thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,144thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,925th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
  • : Nakina Koreazu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, traumatized ex-ambassadors seek treatment for their "desk dissociation".
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Nakina Koreazu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people.

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