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Largest Gambling Industry: 15th Most Corrupt Governments: 24th Fattest Citizens: 28th
The Mad Empire of
Corporate Police State
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Nakina Zorwyn
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Nakina Koreazu

Population20.5 billion

CapitalIlragorn
LeaderNakina Zorwyn
Faithcult of cthulhu

Currencyblood bag
Animalgod

The Mad Empire of Nakina Koreazu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nakina Zorwyn with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.5 billion Idiots are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ilragorn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth an astonishing 11,196 trillion blood bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 546,147 blood bags, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,670,912 per year while the poor average 138,272, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Nakina Koreazu's national animal is the god, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is cult of cthulhu.

Nakina Koreazu is ranked 2,627th in the world and 2nd in the realm of insanity for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 153.11 on the Hayek Index.

Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 15thMost Corrupt Governments: 24thFattest Citizens: 28thMost Devout: 32ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 38thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 43rdMost Primitive: 54thMost Avoided: 60thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 68thLargest Mining Sector: 71stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 83rdLargest Insurance Industry: 87thHighest Disposable Incomes: 88thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 88thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 117thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 145thHighest Average Incomes: 165thMost Armed: 231stHighest Economic Output: 259thRudest Citizens: 273rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 398thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 399thLargest Retail Industry: 426thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 448thLargest Governments: 592ndMost Stationary: 973rdLargest Black Market: 1,087thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,626thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,627thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,875thNudest: 4,437thLargest Populations: 4,923rdMost Influential: 6,269thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,765thMost Conservative: 12,913th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe.
  • : Nakina Koreazu was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Idiotic bee.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.

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