The Mad Empire of Nakina Koreazu is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nakina Zorwyn with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.625 billion Idiots are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ilragorn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth an astonishing 15,168 trillion blood bags a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 642,042 blood bags, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,835,583 per year while the poor average 178,877, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Nakina Koreazu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Nakina Koreazu's national animal is the god, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is cult of cthulhu.

Nakina Koreazu is ranked 34,267^th in the world and 3^rd in the realm of insanity for Most Authoritarian, with 1,593.31 milliStalins.