The Mad Empire of Nakina Koreazu is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nakina Zorwyn with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.894 billion Idiots are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ilragorn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth an astonishing 14,122 trillion blood bags a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 616,881 blood bags, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Traumatized ex-ambassadors seek treatment for their "desk dissociation", recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Nakina Koreazu's national animal is the god, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is cult of cthulhu.

Nakina Koreazu is ranked 35,470^th in the world and 2^nd in the realm of insanity for Most Authoritarian, with 1,416.36 milliStalins.