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The Mad Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Nakina Zorwyn
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Nakina Koreazu

Population23.625 billion

CapitalIlragorn
LeaderNakina Zorwyn
Faithcult of cthulhu

Currencyblood bag
Animalgod

The Mad Empire of Nakina Koreazu is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nakina Zorwyn with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.625 billion Idiots are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ilragorn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth an astonishing 15,168 trillion blood bags a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 642,042 blood bags, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,835,583 per year while the poor average 178,877, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Nakina Koreazu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Nakina Koreazu's national animal is the god, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is cult of cthulhu.

Nakina Koreazu is ranked 34,267th in the world and 3rd in the realm of insanity for Most Authoritarian, with 1,593.31 milliStalins.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24thMost Corrupt Governments: 24thFattest Citizens: 29thMost Devout: 33rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37thLargest Mining Sector: 37thMost Ignorant Citizens: 47thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 52ndLargest Insurance Industry: 56thMost Avoided: 57thMost Primitive: 59thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 86thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 87thHighest Average Incomes: 114thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 118thHighest Disposable Incomes: 129thHighest Economic Output: 167thMost Armed: 198thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 284thLargest Retail Industry: 313thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 357thLargest Black Market: 358thRudest Citizens: 409thLargest Governments: 554thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 626thMost Stationary: 872ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,332ndTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,327thLargest Populations: 4,666thMost Influential: 7,321stNudest: 8,255thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,419thMost Conservative: 14,594thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,347thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,593rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,830th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Nakina Koreazu.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Nakina Koreazu, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.

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