The Republic of Nakena is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lilith Brynnor with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.889 billion Nakeni enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tulpenduft. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nakenai economy, worth a remarkable 1,092 trillion Nakcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 185,545 Nakcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Nakena's hospitals, nose plugs are the latest Nakenai fashion accessory, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away. Crime is totally unknown. Nakena's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Progressive Satanism.

Nakena is ranked 11,263^rd in the world and 258^th in the Rejected Realms for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.07 Years.