Population | 4.229 billion |
Capital | Tokyo |
Leader | Yoshinobu Takagi |
Faith | Shinto |
Currency | Gruber |
Animal | Komodo Dragon |
The Matriarchy of Nakatomi Corporation is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Yoshinobu Takagi with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.229 billion Nakatomi Corporationians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 18.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Nakatomi Corporationian economy, worth 855 trillion Grubers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 202,235 Grubers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, Yoshinobu Takagi claims to be the epitome of family values, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and state-sanctioned torture is okay so long as there's no icky blood. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nakatomi Corporation's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shinto.
Nakatomi Corporation is ranked 26,517th in the world and 11th in Sovereign Corporate League for Most Cultured, scoring 83 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nakatomi Corporation, state-sanctioned torture is okay so long as there's no icky blood.
- : Following new legislation in Nakatomi Corporation, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
- : Following new legislation in Nakatomi Corporation, Yoshinobu Takagi claims to be the epitome of family values.
- : Following new legislation in Nakatomi Corporation, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Nakatomi Corporation, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
- : Following new legislation in Nakatomi Corporation, police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Nakatomi Corporation, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Komodo Dragondogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
- : Following new legislation in Nakatomi Corporation, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
- : Following new legislation in Nakatomi Corporation, the clergy of Shinto remains a single-sex institution.
- : Following new legislation in Nakatomi Corporation, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.