The Nakarisauce of Nakarisaune is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.896 billion adorable authors have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poppaea Maxima. The average income tax rate is 76.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nakarisaunean economy, worth a remarkable 3,168 trillion hyenas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,346 hyenas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nakarisaune's national animal is the aardvark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nakarisaune is ranked 263,529^th in the world and 198^th in Refugia for Most Primitive, scoring -232.04 on the Scary Big Number Scale.