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Nakarisaune was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 436
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,252ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,367thHighest Crime Rates: 2,848th
The Nakarisauce of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Hey, why's everyone guinea pigs?
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Nakarisaune

Population25.153 billion

CapitalPoppaea Maxima

Currencyhyena
Animalaardvark

The Nakarisauce of Nakarisaune is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.153 billion adorable authors have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poppaea Maxima. The average income tax rate is 76.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nakarisaunean economy, worth a remarkable 3,077 trillion hyenas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,346 hyenas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nakarisaune's national animal is the aardvark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nakarisaune is ranked 271,824th in the world and 245th in Refugia for Most Patriotic, with 0.72 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,252ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,367thHighest Crime Rates: 2,848thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,393rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,673rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,162ndLargest Black Market: 6,372ndNicest Citizens: 6,801stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,897thHighest Economic Output: 7,098thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,054thMost Cultured: 8,125thLargest Populations: 8,148thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,830thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,710thHealthiest Citizens: 10,635thSmartest Citizens: 10,914thHighest Food Quality: 12,638thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,666thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 14,927thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,349thBest Weather: 16,360thMost Pacifist: 18,153rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,314thMost Armed: 18,435thMost Inclusive: 18,730thMost Secular: 21,411thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,614thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,007th
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Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nakarisaune was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Nakarisaune was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and Highest Crime Rates and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality, Most Advanced Public Education, and Largest Black Market.
  • : Nakarisaune's influence in Refugia rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Nakarisaune was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Nakarisaune was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Nakarisaune was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Nakarisaune was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.
  • : Nakarisaune's influence in Refugia rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Nakarisaune's influence in Refugia rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Nakarisaune's influence in Refugia rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".

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