by Max Barry

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, digital currency, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.514 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 27,317 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 840,171 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,204,397 per year while the poor average 58,519, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

Six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, the space program has been reduced to The Allmighty Nak Nak's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, and the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Nak nak's mid-life crisis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 23rd in the world and 6th in Wysteria for Fattest Citizens, with 99.15 Obesity Rate.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thHighest Economic Output: 10thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12thLargest Retail Industry: 17thHighest Average Incomes: 19thLargest Gambling Industry: 20thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21stLargest Insurance Industry: 21stLargest Mining Sector: 22ndFattest Citizens: 23rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25thLargest Populations: 35thMost Corrupt Governments: 44thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 62ndMost Secular: 63rdMost Armed: 65thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 98thMost Efficient Economies: 244thRudest Citizens: 245thMost Stationary: 321stLargest Information Technology Sector: 398thMost Scientifically Advanced: 426thSmartest Citizens: 570thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,564thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,334thMost Influential: 4,405thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,906thMost Pro-Market: 8,281stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,054th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the region

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