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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nak nak

Population35.439 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.439 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 29,844 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 842,130 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,331,720 per year while the poor average 55,397, a ratio of 96.2 to 1.

Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, the government is lending a hand to private industry, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", and international trade is a sticky issue. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 227th in the world and 2nd in Wysteria for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thHighest Economic Output: 11thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12thHighest Average Incomes: 19thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rdLargest Gambling Industry: 24thLargest Insurance Industry: 25thLargest Mining Sector: 27thLargest Populations: 27thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31stFattest Citizens: 32ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 68thMost Armed: 69thMost Corrupt Governments: 73rdLargest Retail Industry: 77thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 99thMost Secular: 146thRudest Citizens: 217thMost Efficient Economies: 227thMost Scientifically Advanced: 240thMost Stationary: 308thLargest Information Technology Sector: 664thSmartest Citizens: 774thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,482ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,717thMost Influential: 5,397thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,945thMost Pro-Market: 7,453rd
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, international trade is a sticky issue.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, school uniforms are compulsory.

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