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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd Most Avoided: 2nd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.254 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 26,212 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 838,685 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,824,368 per year while the poor average 42,189, a ratio of 138 to 1.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Nak Nakians any less frightened, titles of nobility are packaged with Nak nakian citizenship in invite-only auctions, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and smog in NakNakdam is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 2,078th in the world and 7th in Wysteria for Largest Black Market, with 262 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndMost Avoided: 2ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thHighest Economic Output: 10thLargest Retail Industry: 11thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15thLargest Gambling Industry: 16thHighest Average Incomes: 18thLargest Mining Sector: 18thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20thLargest Insurance Industry: 22ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24thFattest Citizens: 25thMost Corrupt Governments: 34thLargest Populations: 35thMost Secular: 36thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 56thMost Armed: 61stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 102ndRudest Citizens: 125thMost Scientifically Advanced: 175thMost Efficient Economies: 255thLargest Information Technology Sector: 259thMost Stationary: 343rdSmartest Citizens: 473rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,486thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,078thMost Influential: 4,346thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,373rdMost Pro-Market: 6,601st
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, smog in NakNakdam is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, titles of nobility are packaged with Nak nakian citizenship in invite-only auctions.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Nak Nakians any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.

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