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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd Most Avoided: 3rd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nak nak

Population33.069 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.069 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 27,802 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 840,728 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,605,789 per year while the poor average 47,869, a ratio of 117 to 1.

Nak nakian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on The Allmighty Nak Nak's desk, and 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 83,276th in the world and 47th in Wysteria for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,263.59 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndMost Avoided: 3rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10thHighest Economic Output: 11thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11thHighest Average Incomes: 20thLargest Insurance Industry: 21stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22ndLargest Gambling Industry: 24thLargest Mining Sector: 24thFattest Citizens: 25thLargest Retail Industry: 26thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28thLargest Populations: 34thMost Corrupt Governments: 48thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 60thMost Armed: 68thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 102ndMost Secular: 128thRudest Citizens: 138thMost Scientifically Advanced: 163rdMost Efficient Economies: 244thMost Stationary: 318thLargest Information Technology Sector: 482ndSmartest Citizens: 616thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,586thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,472ndMost Influential: 4,631stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,537thMost Pro-Market: 6,678th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on The Allmighty Nak Nak's desk.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, Nak nakian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, for just a few extra Naks Nak Nakians can get new driving records with their new cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth.

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