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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nak nak

Population35.809 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.809 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 30,209 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 843,617 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,324,341 per year while the poor average 55,961, a ratio of 95.1 to 1.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, millions of Nak Nakians are excellent swimmers, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, and owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 33rd in the world and 6th in Wysteria for Fattest Citizens, with 99.15 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10thHighest Economic Output: 11thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12thHighest Average Incomes: 18thLargest Gambling Industry: 22ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22ndLargest Insurance Industry: 24thLargest Mining Sector: 26thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28thLargest Populations: 28thFattest Citizens: 33rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 59thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 70thMost Armed: 71stMost Corrupt Governments: 72ndLargest Retail Industry: 85thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 98thMost Secular: 152ndMost Efficient Economies: 225thRudest Citizens: 233rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 257thMost Stationary: 299thLargest Information Technology Sector: 698thSmartest Citizens: 807thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,492ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,843rdMost Influential: 5,458thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,182ndMost Pro-Market: 7,653rd
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, millions of Nak Nakians are excellent swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, Jennifer Government is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.

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