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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd Most Avoided: 2nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.769 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 26,664 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 839,316 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,280,593 per year while the poor average 56,140, a ratio of 94.1 to 1.

Cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 17,536th in the world and 18th in Wysteria for Most Extreme, scoring 30.71 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndMost Avoided: 2ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10thHighest Economic Output: 10thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12thLargest Retail Industry: 14thHighest Average Incomes: 18thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18thLargest Gambling Industry: 18thLargest Insurance Industry: 21stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22ndLargest Mining Sector: 22ndFattest Citizens: 23rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24thMost Corrupt Governments: 37thLargest Populations: 38thMost Secular: 41stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 57thMost Armed: 63rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 102ndRudest Citizens: 175thMost Scientifically Advanced: 202ndMost Efficient Economies: 242ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 321stMost Stationary: 341stSmartest Citizens: 510thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,519thLargest Black Market: 2,111thMost Influential: 4,223rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,528thMost Pro-Market: 6,904th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Nak charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the industries of Nak nak are coughing all the way to the bank.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, smog in NakNakdam is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, titles of nobility are packaged with Nak nakian citizenship in invite-only auctions.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Nak Nakians any less frightened.

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