Most Avoided: 2nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.658 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 25,703 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 838,394 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,883,415 per year while the poor average 40,784, a ratio of 144 to 1.

Formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and where your food came from is an unknowable mystery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 163,225th in the world and 110th in Wysteria for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -80.81 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Avoided: 2ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 7thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thHighest Economic Output: 10thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14thLargest Gambling Industry: 15thLargest Mining Sector: 17thHighest Average Incomes: 18thLargest Insurance Industry: 20thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20thFattest Citizens: 21stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26thMost Secular: 31stMost Corrupt Governments: 31stLargest Populations: 33rdMost Armed: 61stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 63rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 106thRudest Citizens: 108thMost Scientifically Advanced: 136thLargest Information Technology Sector: 201stMost Efficient Economies: 292ndSmartest Citizens: 412thMost Stationary: 453rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,576thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,785thMost Influential: 4,126thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,588thMost Pro-Market: 5,684thTop
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Most Extreme: 16,268th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, new urban roads are threatening city parks.

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