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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.148 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 27,007 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 840,109 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,204,010 per year while the poor average 58,515, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

Military spending is on the increase, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, the space program has been reduced to The Allmighty Nak Nak's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle, and takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 169,756th in the world and 89th in Wysteria for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -149 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6thHighest Economic Output: 10thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13thLargest Retail Industry: 17thHighest Average Incomes: 18thLargest Gambling Industry: 20thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20thLargest Insurance Industry: 21stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21stLargest Mining Sector: 22ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rdFattest Citizens: 24thLargest Populations: 35thMost Corrupt Governments: 41stMost Secular: 51stMost Armed: 60thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 61stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101stRudest Citizens: 204thMost Efficient Economies: 242ndMost Stationary: 335thLargest Information Technology Sector: 348thMost Scientifically Advanced: 385thSmartest Citizens: 546thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,538thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,174thMost Influential: 4,147thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,984thMost Pro-Market: 8,355thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,357th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the space program has been reduced to The Allmighty Nak Nak's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, The Allmighty Nak Nak affectionately nicknames supporters by number.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.

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