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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd Most Avoided: 2nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.071 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 26,056 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 838,611 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,926,381 per year while the poor average 39,867, a ratio of 148 to 1.

The nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Nak Nakians any less frightened, titles of nobility are packaged with Nak nakian citizenship in invite-only auctions, and immigrant herding has become a national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 17th in the world and 4th in Wysteria for Highest Average Incomes, with 838,611 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2ndMost Avoided: 2ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 7thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thHighest Economic Output: 10thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15thLargest Gambling Industry: 16thHighest Average Incomes: 17thLargest Mining Sector: 18thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19thLargest Insurance Industry: 20thFattest Citizens: 22ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24thLargest Populations: 34thMost Corrupt Governments: 34thMost Secular: 36thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 52ndMost Armed: 61stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 103rdRudest Citizens: 120thMost Scientifically Advanced: 164thLargest Information Technology Sector: 245thMost Efficient Economies: 256thMost Stationary: 358thSmartest Citizens: 462ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,488thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,039thMost Influential: 4,255thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,916thMost Pro-Market: 6,017th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, titles of nobility are packaged with Nak nakian citizenship in invite-only auctions.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Nak Nakians any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, protestors are soaking piles of Naks in blood to make a point about government incomes.

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