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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd Most Avoided: 3rd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nak nak

Population33.415 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.415 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 28,097 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 840,879 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,625,481 per year while the poor average 47,412, a ratio of 118 to 1.

Casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, hunters often become the hunted, and the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 189,170th in the world and 124th in Wysteria for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 0.32 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndMost Avoided: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8thHighest Economic Output: 11thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11thHighest Average Incomes: 20thLargest Gambling Industry: 22ndLargest Insurance Industry: 23rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24thLargest Mining Sector: 24thLargest Retail Industry: 26thFattest Citizens: 28thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32ndLargest Populations: 33rdMost Corrupt Governments: 53rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 61stMost Armed: 66thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 107thMost Secular: 143rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 171stRudest Citizens: 175thMost Efficient Economies: 244thMost Stationary: 316thLargest Information Technology Sector: 512thSmartest Citizens: 652ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,598thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,448thMost Influential: 4,778thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,074thMost Pro-Market: 7,224thTop
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Nudest: 18,913th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, hunters often become the hunted.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on The Allmighty Nak Nak's desk.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.

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