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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
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Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
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Nak nak

Population40.368 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.368 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 34,246 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 848,359 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,947,540 per year while the poor average 7,614, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, you can get married in sickness and in health but not internationally, nations across the world are quick to praise The Allmighty Nak Nak's good looks and intellectual prowess, and armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 103,543rd in the world and 28th in Wysteria for Most Conservative, scoring 53.07 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7thMost Avoided: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12thHighest Economic Output: 14thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15thLargest Populations: 21stLargest Insurance Industry: 22ndLargest Gambling Industry: 23rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25thLargest Mining Sector: 29thHighest Average Incomes: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34thFattest Citizens: 41stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 56thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 85thMost Armed: 89thMost Corrupt Governments: 96thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 98thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 162ndLargest Retail Industry: 180thMost Secular: 200thMost Scientifically Advanced: 222ndMost Stationary: 271stRudest Citizens: 447thSmartest Citizens: 973rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,033rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,620thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,705thLargest Black Market: 5,947thMost Influential: 6,642ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,691stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,985thMost Pro-Market: 20,925thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,094th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, nations across the world are quick to praise The Allmighty Nak Nak's good looks and intellectual prowess.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, you can get married in sickness and in health but not internationally.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, judicial torture is outsourced overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?".
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag.

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