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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd Most Avoided: 2nd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.9 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 25,906 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 838,412 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,883,544 per year while the poor average 40,785, a ratio of 144 to 1.

Squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery, protestors are soaking piles of Naks in blood to make a point about government incomes, and all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 26th in the world and 6th in Wysteria for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 29,769.12 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndMost Avoided: 2ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 7thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thHighest Economic Output: 10thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14thLargest Gambling Industry: 16thHighest Average Incomes: 17thLargest Mining Sector: 19thLargest Insurance Industry: 20thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21stFattest Citizens: 22ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26thLargest Populations: 33rdMost Corrupt Governments: 34thMost Secular: 36thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 53rdMost Armed: 62ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 106thRudest Citizens: 115thMost Scientifically Advanced: 144thLargest Information Technology Sector: 227thMost Efficient Economies: 248thMost Stationary: 361stSmartest Citizens: 432ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,471stTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,047thMost Influential: 4,189thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,963rdMost Pro-Market: 6,128th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, protestors are soaking piles of Naks in blood to make a point about government incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.

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