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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nak nak

Population42.975 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 42.975 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 36,473 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 848,721 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,950,935 per year while the poor average 7,617, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

The military has gone fission for more funding, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and an eye for an eye leaves Nak nak blind. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 3rd in the world and 2nd in Wysteria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 84,684.71 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rdMost Avoided: 7thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13thLargest Populations: 13thHighest Economic Output: 14thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15thLargest Insurance Industry: 20thLargest Gambling Industry: 22ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rdLargest Mining Sector: 28thHighest Average Incomes: 33rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34thFattest Citizens: 47thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 57thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 82ndMost Armed: 98thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 108thMost Corrupt Governments: 118thMost Secular: 225thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 233rdLargest Retail Industry: 249thMost Scientifically Advanced: 253rdRudest Citizens: 526thSmartest Citizens: 1,064thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,192ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,756thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,153rdLargest Black Market: 6,007thMost Influential: 6,896thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,212thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,299thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 27,439th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nak nak's influence in Wysteria fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Nak nak's influence in Wysteria rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, an eye for an eye leaves Nak nak blind.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the military has gone fission for more funding.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good".
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in NakNakdam.
  • : Nak nak was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 471 million zombies.

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