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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nak nak

Population33.786 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.786 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 28,409 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 840,869 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,625,416 per year while the poor average 47,412, a ratio of 118 to 1.

Military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, large areas of Nak nak are not accessible by the public, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 52,425th in the world and 33rd in Wysteria for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,020.95 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndMost Avoided: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thHighest Economic Output: 11thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11thHighest Average Incomes: 20thLargest Gambling Industry: 23rdLargest Insurance Industry: 23rdLargest Mining Sector: 25thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25thFattest Citizens: 26thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26thLargest Populations: 32ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34thLargest Retail Industry: 37thMost Corrupt Governments: 56thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 60thMost Armed: 70thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 106thMost Secular: 135thRudest Citizens: 183rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 184thMost Efficient Economies: 235thMost Stationary: 314thLargest Information Technology Sector: 533rdSmartest Citizens: 674thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,572ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,438thMost Influential: 5,098thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,432ndMost Pro-Market: 6,412th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, large areas of Nak nak are not accessible by the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, hunters often become the hunted.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement.

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