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Most Avoided: 2nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.609 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 26,528 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 839,259 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,280,229 per year while the poor average 56,136, a ratio of 94.1 to 1.

Children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Nak charge on their phone bill, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, and poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 161,534th in the world and 89th in Wysteria for Most Primitive, scoring -735.19 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Avoided: 2ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5thHighest Economic Output: 10thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thLargest Retail Industry: 12thLargest Gambling Industry: 18thHighest Average Incomes: 18thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19thFattest Citizens: 21stLargest Mining Sector: 21stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21stLargest Insurance Industry: 21stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25thLargest Populations: 37thMost Corrupt Governments: 38thMost Secular: 41stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55thMost Armed: 60thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 103rdRudest Citizens: 163rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 187thMost Efficient Economies: 243rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 297thMost Stationary: 342ndSmartest Citizens: 502ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,518thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,103rdMost Influential: 4,323rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,670thMost Pro-Market: 7,129th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Nak charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the industries of Nak nak are coughing all the way to the bank.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, smog in NakNakdam is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, titles of nobility are packaged with Nak nakian citizenship in invite-only auctions.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Nak Nakians any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.

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