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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,421st Largest Mining Sector: 2,607th Most Avoided: 2,624th
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Superpower
Civil Rights
Outlawed
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Najeebland

Population3.161 billion

CapitalKayel
LeaderNajib Razak

CurrencyNajeebian Ringgit
AnimalNajeebian Tiger

The Associated State of Najeebland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Najib Razak with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.161 billion Najeebians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kayel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Najeebian economy, worth 528 trillion Najeebian Ringgits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 167,343 Najeebian Ringgits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 639,731 per year while the poor average 30,249, a ratio of 21.1 to 1.

The homeless more often beg for mercy than money, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Najeebland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Najeebland's national animal is the Najeebian Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Najeebland is ranked 18,191st in the world and 4th in Switmerican Commonwealth of Nations for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 258.97 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,421stLargest Mining Sector: 2,607thMost Avoided: 2,624thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,198thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,553rdFattest Citizens: 3,556thLargest Black Market: 3,734thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,115thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,196thMost Secular: 4,465thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,743rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,878thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,953rdMost Conservative: 5,293rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,828thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,405thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 8,901stHighest Average Incomes: 9,428thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,972ndLargest Retail Industry: 10,819thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,299thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,442ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,743rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Najeebland, there's a bright dawn ahead for Najeebland.
  • : Following new legislation in Najeebland, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Najeebland, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up.
  • : Following new legislation in Najeebland, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money.
  • : Following new legislation in Najeebland, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
  • : Najeebland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Najeebland, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group.
  • : Following new legislation in Najeebland, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning.
  • : Following new legislation in Najeebland, centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels.
  • : Following new legislation in Najeebland, it's best to say "yes" if the arbiter asks "what are you, a moron?".

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