by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 721st Most Influential: 2,214th Largest Retail Industry: 4,153rd
The Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Here's another fine mess you've gotten me into!
Exalted Leader
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population5.845 billion

CapitalNairland City
LeaderExalted Leader
FaithBitcoin Hard Fork


The Empire of Nairland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Exalted Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, soft-spoken computers, and smutty television. The hard-nosed population of 5.845 billion Nairlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nairland City. The average income tax rate is 34.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nairlandian economy, worth 762 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,429 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The entire entry for Nairland in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry, and Nairlandian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nairland's national animal is the Possum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bitcoin Hard Fork.

Nairland is ranked 14,632nd in the world and 552nd in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 64.44 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 721stTop
Most Influential: 2,214thLargest Retail Industry: 4,153rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,434thNudest: 4,483rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,636thRudest Citizens: 5,962ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,391stLargest Black Market: 7,672ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,678thMost Efficient Economies: 7,792ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,872ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,492ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,256thMost Secular: 11,696thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,774thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,320thMost Developed: 14,612thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,632ndSmartest Citizens: 15,890th
Largest Mining Sector: 142nd in the regionNudest: 171st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 209th in the regionLargest Black Market: 220th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 297th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 317th in the regionRudest Citizens: 331st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 355th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 402nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 410th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 474th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 505th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 538th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 552nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 579th in the regionMost Secular: 609th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 610th in the regionLargest Populations: 734th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 771st in the regionMost Influential: 776th in the regionMost Developed: 838th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 855th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 870th in the region

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